Greg Ramsaran

@typesfast I just bought new shampoo and conditioner, the size of the bottles are different.

How do people who wear glasses tell the difference between the shampoo and condition when they’re in the shower and not wearing their glasses?

@JackRhysider So glad I'm not the only one. I think the problem is that they are all different and they don't work when they're supposed to.

Why is it that I still struggle getting automatic faucets/soap/paper towel dispensers to work? I spend so much time trying to figure out the secret wave they need to turn on. And when I finally get the faucet on it turns off in 0.5 seconds. Is it me or do they suck?

@Honda @BurnReasoN We should be able to buy directly from you. Dealers are the worst.

Hello Ryan! It is important to note that all Honda dealerships are independently owned and operated businesses in charge of their own daily operation including, but not limited to, the sales and service provided. Because all dealers are independently owned and operated, they are responsible for any representations made about products and services sold in their facilities or by their staff. Notwithstanding, your concerns will be documented internally at American Honda, and we do greatly appreciate your feedback. ^JM

This is the kind of dumb shit you get when dealing with @Honda dealers. They show you a "discounted" price, then when you ask for an OTD sheet they sneak in extra dealer ads.

@VonMaketh @MorePerfectUS No, only time in air.

@MorePerfectUS They weren’t getting paid during boarding??? lol

United Airlines and the flight attendant union have reached a tentative labor agreement that will take top pay to $100/hr by the end of the contract. Flight attendants will also finally be paid during boarding if this agreement is ratified.

@GumboGoon I don't blame them, I blame the voters. Both those who voted for him and those who didn't vote.

I hate what this administration has done to this country

@Jayysein @michael_web12 Phenomenal series.

@michael_web12 The Great (2020)

She really agreed to that.

Similar to his promises to get us a 35k cybertruck and reduce government spending.

Really wish @hulu would release all the episodes of #paradise at once.

LOLOL, Scrubs 2026. Brilliant writing.

@InterviewMag written by AI?

16 years after "Scrubs" first concluded, Zach Braff is returning to Sacred Heart Hospital. This time, he's no lowly intern, but the chief of surgery. interviewmagazine.com/television/zac…

@adammocklerr They can't read this.

hey maga, you got duped

@shawzsav Lemongrass please.

going to the store do u want anything

Or charter.

@localchaos_ Pam?

I think I’ve made my dating intentions pretty clear

@britttlifts Make your own. It's going to be way better too.

Chilis there’s a blizzard what am I supposed to do

if women stay pure, who exactly are men gaining experience with?

@luciabaezgeller Happy birthday!

Happy 4th birthday, Juliette. This past year has been so full of love and adventures. Can’t wait to see what this new year brings! We love you so much!

@Cthulhu_Answers @FedEx When I called UPS about one I sent them because they sent me an over due notice, the rep said they didn't know how to account for it so it was just not applied to the account and in limbo. I have to assume it's in a ledger tied to Tariffs and will take a while to figure out.

Hey @FedEx so how do we get the tariff money back we paid you?

@breauxiee similar vibes.

why is every other state always worried about California, I swear we don’t even think about yall😭

@AnthonyMKreis They 100% are. They still think they're innocent in all of this.

People can’t be this dumb, right? Literal receipts exist.