Grant Ormerod 

@TurnitinStatus @Turnitin is there an issue with turnitinuk, I click into my class but each assignment has a status of N/A

@RadioX @Johnnyvaughan the old Aruba Crab is the sideways walk you do when you have bought 4 pints and the bar is rammed and you need to get to your mates.

@Johnnyvaughan Become and sheep Shearer….with Alan….Hanson

@NuffieldHealth any chance of updating the Preston gym. The equipment is an absolute disgrace, it’s dated and falling apart. The handles on CV equipment are disgusting, sticky and riddled with diseases. But, I’m sure you’ll be putting the prices up soon, yet again

This is a masterpiece and can’t wait for this to go a movie. audible.co.uk/pd/B09VY3HH92?…

@elonmusk I’ve already been on that one

Might be one day

@RadioX @Johnnyvaughan I need that music geography quiz. Please share

INOV8 x ThruDark #giveaway #win kingsumo.com/g/1x98vy1/inov…

@GNev2 sorry but I’m with @IanWright0 on that one. The follow through of the shot suggests he has gone to lift it over the GK.

The blatant cheating of Thuram holding his head when the replay clearly shows zero head contact. That needs a VAR check and a sanction @GaryLineker

@IRONMANtri £285 to enter Bolton 70.3. Had a bad crash so can’t race, they won’t defer so they have FORCED me to withdraw and they only offer 25% refund of £71. Disgusting, selfish, greed at the expense of the athlete. @BritTri @220Triathlon @gtntweet @worldtriathlon @BBCSport

Is #monacof1 getting too predictable and obvious with the cars of today? No overtake, inadequate DRS zone. Qualifying is more exciting that the race. I know it’s historic and legendary but as a spectator without a yacht, I found it tedious. Sorry. @MBrundleF1 @CroftyF1

@PearsonEdexcel where might I find the BTEC sport and exercise sciences results? Were they supposed to be released today?

@mindfulmaven_ When you break up with someone and you listen to @kellyclarkson ‘Since you’ve been gone’ again and again and again

@BoothsCountry why was booths fulwood closed today? I nevevr see any social media about fulwood booths? Why is this?

@spikesonly Sorry can’t DM as I’m ’not verified’ apparently. I teach sports technology and also biomechanics as college units and would love it if you might be able to remotely help as a guest speaker on something.

Any team or private facility looking to buy three 1080 Sprints? Please DM or email me as I have a few that are available. If you are interested in other sports technology please reach out as well.

@SROAudiences is waiting around in the lobby for 2 hours the norm when coming to see a show?

@prestoncouncil hello. The pelican crossing on Garstang Road opposite the Harris Park gates are on the blink again.

@chimpmanagement i’ve read all of Dr Steve Peters books and found of all helped in a different way. Apart from his own books, I wondered which book would Dr Peters recommend somebody else,

@premierleague @SkySportsPL if it takes longer than 30s to check a decision with #VAR then it should automatically revert to the onfield decison.