Grantford Ritchie

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Grantford Ritchie

Grantford Ritchie

@grantra

Former Republican; left the party long before treason & espionage became the norm. Freelance writer. Tweets= mix of comedy, snark, white lies, yet 99% truthful

Woods of Maine Katılım Temmuz 2009
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Grantford Ritchie
Grantford Ritchie@grantra·
@jaketapper Well of course there will be a peaceful transfer of power THIS time! Biden should give Trump the same quality of transition that Trump gave him in 2020 .
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Jake Tapper 🦅
Jake Tapper 🦅@jaketapper·
Sr Harris aide: “Vice President Harris called President-elect Trump to congratulate him on winning the 2024 presidential election. She discussed the importance of a peaceful transfer of power and being a president for all Americans.” 1/
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Eric Alper 🎧
Eric Alper 🎧@ThatEricAlper·
Anyone remember the metal lid you had to use a butter knife to pop off?
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Brown Eyed Susan
Brown Eyed Susan@smc429·
I'm just wondering where we go from here.
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Liam Nissan™
Liam Nissan™@theliamnissan·
Fact: This chode is only one cheeseburger away from monitoring your menstrual cycles
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Gary Shteyngart
Gary Shteyngart@Shteyngart·
"They're eating the cats, they're eating the dogs" proved a more effective message than "Let me help you buy your first house."
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Grantford Ritchie@grantra·
Silver linings? - ratings of presidents will have 45 and 47* at the very bottom - Trump will set a new record for impeachments (3? 4?) * maybe 48 if Biden resigns
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Jo@JoJoFromJerz·
“Daddy?” Yes Johnny? “King Trump deported my friends, closed my school, forced me to work in a factory and let mommy die when she was pregnant with my little sister, so why did you vote for him?” “Because the price of eggs was too high, son.”
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Mueller, She Wrote
Mueller, She Wrote@MuellerSheWrote·
Biden should resign so Harris becomes 47 and Donald has to throw out all his 47 swag
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David Frum
David Frum@davidfrum·
Big win for post-liberal politics and economics. Also for measles, mumps, polio, and tooth decay.
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Grantford Ritchie@grantra·
Has Harris make a congratulatory call yet to Putin?
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Willie Ross Jr. Knee Deep
Willie Ross Jr. Knee Deep@RossKneeDeep·
Trump ran a horrible campaign and was trounced in the debate. Can anyone explain his win?
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