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@ryros nobody at LinkedIn has been able to help with this: why can’t a company (me) disassociate / remove connection with strangers who claim they work with us, when they never have?

@marcuslemonis @conchi_gonzalez Cake is a cake no matter how you slice it. Paying more for the whole cake doesn’t make sense. If anything there should sell it at a slight discount or equal to the sum of all pieces.

@conchi_gonzalez The cake was full when I asked. I would have bought the whole cake

I need help..today I went to a bakery to get cake. One piece of cake was $5.95..I then asked how many pieces to a full cake (10). I then asked how much a full cake was. The answer was $65…is my math bad ?? I asked why? .. the answer is a surcharge so you don’t buy the whole cake

@glennstearns 100%

All billionaires, CEOs, and world champions have one quality in common. Grit.

@marcuslemonis It started back when you were filming Season 8 Episode 5!!!

What is an appropriate time to start celebrating on #CincoDeMayo? Asking for a friend.

@marcuslemonis When a big client finds out we’re a small business they either A) go somewhere else, or B) give us small projects. No matter how much heart and soul we put into it, people we hire, etc., they still judge us by the “small” label. #truth

Let's come up with a word other than "small" to refer to these local businesses, shall we? Comment your suggestion below. #NationalSmallBusinessWeek

@marcuslemonis @hgtv Swimming alongside Michael Phelps

What am I doing? Wrong answers only. #TheRenovator @hgtv

Fear tells you what your next challenge is. Don't give in and GET IT DONE!

@marcuslemonis So sorry to see this.

Chicago continues to disappoint.. 6th robbery in 12 months … bummer

@TheAcademy You don’t condone, but you also let it slip

The Academy does not condone violence of any form. Tonight we are delighted to celebrate our 94th Academy Awards winners, who deserve this moment of recognition from their peers and movie lovers around the world.

@glennstearns You’re an inspiration to millions

For everyone out there fighting their own battle... Don’t give up. I believe in you!

@glennstearns Truth!

Underdogs don’t talk. They do.

Lunch with two of the most amazing people you’d ever meet. @glennstearns @MindyStearns @nonadjavid @ArdavanJavid #blessed

I’m donating $20 to @Refugees for every Retweet … we can spread the word together to help raise even more unrefugees.org

@marcuslemonis @MarquetteU Love this!

#NationalMarquetteDay @marquetteu #Classof95

@rainnwilson I thought the moon was like a pizza pie… like the song? Unless it’s Sicilian / deep dish?

@Commanders So the first computer I bought in 1986 came with a dozen preloaded fonts…. Times, Comic Sans, Helvetica, and oh the Washington Commanders logo.

The future of Washington football is here #TakeCommand

Hey #WashingtonCommanders before I became a graphic designer, my PC came with 12 free fonts. Your logo was one of them.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well.

When your kids ask for “green juice” for breakfast… #priceless @PressedJuicery