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Katherine H 

Katherine H 

@grass_stains

Snarky mom of four, pop culture junkie, indoorsy carbivore, ISTJ RBF, Kristen Bell's biggest fan

Hoover, AL Katılım Ağustos 2009
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Sam Brock@SamBrockNBC·
The tarmac at #LGA more than 11 hours after a fatal collision between that regional jet and a Port Authority fire truck. The earliest the airport will reopen is 2pm…NTSB Chair en route. More on @NBCNightlyNews
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Has anyone installed the latest iOS update on their iPhone? Lots of snazzy adds including phone call screening from unknown numbers where they have to audibly tell you who they are before the call is sent through to you. LIKE THEY’RE CALLING FROM JAIL. 🤣
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Eventually purple on Wordle will be “Four words that contain none of the letters on your screen and have no correlation to each other.”
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Blue wave emoji having a banner day 🌊🌊🌊
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Andy Ryan
Andy Ryan@ItsAndyRyan·
Ladies, if he's: • Possessive • Confusing • Never where he's supposed to be ...He's not your man. He's an apostrophe.
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If you have some news you need to share but really want it buried deep in the news cycle, IT IS YOUR TIME
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I have approximately a four-hour window to eat a banana. Now? Not quite ripe enough. Tonight? Perfect. Tomorrow? Too late.
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A month ago someone insulted my salad tongs by saying they didn’t pick up enough stuff and it’s weird how I’m still not over that
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I would’ve skipped this one tbh, but she is ENGROSSED in The Strange Delight of Pear Salad
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No one has ever studied a Table of Contents harder than this lady at the nail salon (Southern Living, of course)
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Some days Google disappoints me but today I put in “glasses keeper onners” and it really came through for me
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Celine Halioua
Celine Halioua@celinehalioua·
Hanging out with Reggie and Fia, two participants in our STAY lifespan extension study ❤️ @QuakertownVet has enrolled over 70!! dogs in our longevity study, helmed by Dr. Geller Some exciting STAY news coming soon 👀
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@BecaHawaii I noticed that! That’s part of why I thought they might literally have just taken possession of them.
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Beca
Beca@BecaHawaii·
@grass_stains LOL, they also have no license plates. Paper or other. I’ll have to ask my husband if he knows the make.
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I just saw two Amazon delivery trucks that didn’t have any maker’s marks on them. Looks like they just drove them off a lot somewhere. Wild!
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