ghoster

hellocan you see.me

truly a modern day einstein

i think it’s gonna hurt this year

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(sitting on a couch staring at a tv that’s playing a compilation of every decision I’ve ever made) Ah, a testament to my feebleness. Oh I remember this one, my feebleness was guiding me. Interesting, how feeble of me. Yep. Testament to my feebleness. Feeble again, of course

🚨⚠️WARNING‼️⚠️🚨 COGNITOHAZARD DETECTED🛑 DROP YOUR PHONE IMMEDIATELY - YOU DO NOT NEED HER - YOU CAN NOT BE HER - YOU CAN NOT FIX HER Read the above affirmations repeatedly until fuzzy sensation behind eyes recedes, then proceed to eyewash station and flush for 15 minutes. ⚠️

Bro took the unlimited bacon

appreciation post for my gf's tattoos that get styled with bite marks and hickeys more often than not 🩷

she has a reflection he does not she is looking at him

"Bro AI is taking our jobs" A man without any pants Fears not of pickpocketing

cats holding the nastiest angle on me

You could literally tell some of these Gen Z hoes “I bought an elephant last week” and they would be like “okayyyy yes elephant” zero facial expression zero follow up questions

Duoq breakup quotes in case u need: "I don't think this climb is working" "I think we should see other duos" "I need some soloq rn I can't duoq" "It feels like our champion pools just don't match" "You deserve someone higher elo" "I can't see myself winning lane with you"

people misunderstand the icarus story. the problem was not that he flew too high. it's that the wings were made of beeswax, which offered very little resistance to heating. with modern materials he would have had no problems. we can fly as close to the sun as we want now

In english we say : I love you But Dostoevsky said : I do not ask for your love in return. To love you is enough. To have known you, to have felt alive in your presence-that is my greatest joy, and I will carry it with me always. You cannot imagine how much happiness you've brought into my life. You came like a light in my darkness, a warmth in my cold solitude, and for that, I will always be grateful. Even if it was but for a single moment, I have known what it is to love and be loved, and that moment will be mine forever, untouchable by time or sorrow.

unfortunate that some men have the “attracted to lesbians” sexuality

You're only mad because you're angry

Wanting to be someone's friend is so humiliating like c'mon I think u are cool I wish you also thought I was cool

hearing about gas prices as a carless walkcel

Humans are free. You can jack off, smoke weed, eat chips, gain power, anything you want, man. Of course, all those things will corrupt your soul, kill your body, and give you nothing, but life would be so boring without them! At least you have a choice, between death and boredom