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If I’ve learned one truth from Twitter, it’s that not all football supporters are racist. But a hell of a lot of racists are football supporters.

@shirlpuzz Fuck me, that’s awful. Is that Doris Stokes?

Cilla was such a menace to society

@10DowningStreet @RishiSunak And yet, the Tories had to be shamed into feeding hungry school kids 🤷‍♀️

This morning Prime Minister @RishiSunak delivered the opening speech at the Global Food Summit. His words ⤵️

This one always puts me in a holiday mood. #TrumpsFavoriteThings #RandyRainbowForPresident 🦃

@Chunkystan Racist says what?

WTF has BREXIT got to do with Fred Sirieix…….he’s fucking French, fuck off back to France if you don’t like it 🤛

@RishiSunak Unless they're Michelle Mone, amirite Rishi?

Those who break the law should feel the full force of it. It's entirely right that selfish protestors intent on causing misery to the hard-working majority face tough sentences. It's what the public expects and it's what we've delivered.

@RicHolden @Keir_Starmer @Young_Tories Vorders speaks for more of the nation than you and your failing band of country wreckers, Dick.

In a week where MPs of all parties have seen their staff & offices targeted for standing up for what they believe, one of Sir @Keir_Starmer’s favourite online trolls starts targeting @Young_Tories for being actively involved in politics The only “shame” in this is on a middle-age person screaming abuse at young people via her keyboard for ‘likes’ from people who get off on hate

@ClaireCoutinho Tell us more about the meat tax, Claire.

Same vibes

@YoungConNetwork Did all three of you agree this?

Please find below a statement on the future of the Young Conservative Network.

@JamesCleverly It’s not my priority, Jimmy. If you’re so certain the British people think stopping the boats is important, why not call a General Election and stick it on your manifesto?

My priority is your priority. We will not stop until the boats have stopped. telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/11/1…

@benleo444 We don’t expect facts, research or journalism from GBeebies News 👍

I rushed out a tweet having been up since stupid o’clock and fell straight to sleep. Apologies for the gaffe 😘

Whoops! Sorry about those IAC viewing figures. Those 16 hour days will get ya. Launch show peaked at 7.8m!

@JamesDuddridge There’s a sinking ship metaphor, wish I could remember it… 🤔

Argentina’s new President. Trump with a chainsaw. I’m sure it will all go very well for them. twitter.com/RpsAgainstTrum…

For those who don't fully understand what is up with the NHS, here is a thread for you that might help. I'm a consultant physician working as a doctor in the NHS in Yorkshire and Wales for 32 years now. I have experienced the NHS at its best (2008) and its worst (2022).

🚨 NEW: The Chancellor told teachers and nurses they couldn’t have a pay rise that might stoke inflation. But what kind of pay rise did landlord Jeremy Hunt award himself? We found out.

@back_the_BBC That many?

Nadine Dorries' Downing Street tell-all book sells just 5,500 copies in first week mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…

@antanddec Not while you have that racist fuck on your show.

Welcome to our jungle abode 😉🌴 #ImACeleb

@johnestevens Fuckity bye 👋

Tory MP guilty of racial offence announces he's quitting the Commons at next election mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…

If you are offended by the putting up of a CHRISTMAS TREE In the uk 🇬🇧, Then you are living in the wrong country, And I don’t give a flying fuk where you were born