Benjamin Green

@BBCNews What went wrong? Maybe the inflated parking charges?

Home working, long leases and rise of parking apps - what went wrong for NCP bbc.in/4sqB6uD

With the upcoming release of the Melania documentary, which nobody in their right mind will watch, thought I’d repost the time the Slovenian grifter plagiarized Michelle Obama’s speech almost word for word It would be terrible if this information went viral.

@anon_opin Same for LPs as not everyone can listen to vinyl on the move… (and we don’t all want Spotify)

Every physical copy of a book should include a free digital copy available for all my electronic devices. I love reading „the old way" at home but can't be bothered to carry around one pound of paper just to read a few pages during my lunch time.

@MartinSLewis Hi Martin - had a letter from my pension co stating an ‘error in my plan fund’ for a ‘period of time’. They said it’s been fixed, but didn’t say what the error was and for how long? Worth persuing in case I should be owed anything here?

@TakeThatClouds @RestoreIOW Mind you, I spotted John Cleese reposting other nonsense of his recently…

Just got reminded of this gem from Concrete Chris last year. @RestoreIOW if you retweet this slop no wonder you are confused by fog.

@anon_opin @but_cyclists This is what gets me about 20 limits in towns... many put in areas that they're not needed, but residential areas can be totally ignored?

Vast majority of people drive irresponsibly in built up residential areas. The speed limit isn't a target. If a child runs out into the road and you're doing 30 mph down one of those roads, it's on you.

@Baddiel It would certainly be logical, to have an "in-house" AI to turn to. And one that could be easily controlled?

Starting to wonder if Elon - knowing that his AI was coming - broke the slim relationship this website ever had with facts and truth just so as to get every response under every post to be another fucker asking grok if the said post is true. And yes do ask @grok if this is true.

@JohnCleese Hi John – worth noting 'Concerned Citizen' regularly spreads misinformation and un-evidenced conspiracy theories for clicks. It's a 'blue tick grift' account basically, so wise to verify the posts.

@RoyalMail Hi - I have a parcel sent by 48 service on 2nd Feb that still hasn’t arrived and no tracking info other than us droppng it off. Could you look into to it please? Thanks!

@RoyalMail Hi - I have a parcel sent by 48 service on 2nd Feb that still hasn’t arrived and no tracking info other than us droppng it off. Could you look into to it please? Thanks!

@ijdb74 @anon_opin Yeah - along with ‘Irish Blood’ I guess. For me at least it felt the start of him parodying himself?

@greenbenjamin @anon_opin First of the gang is up there with the best tbf.

I love the music of 'The Smiths'. A lot of it resonates with me deeply. However, I cannot tolerate any of the lead singer's solo work. None of it, at all. Nothing to do with the man, but the quality of the work. It is all shit.

@BSmithBenS These are the type of people as to why we need warnings on bleach to not drink it, yeah?

Rain and grey in Yorkshire UK, Blue skies in Italy 1,181 miles away. Emma is baffled 😂

@studio22artz Hey Lis – another thought – do you have any self-publishing book places near you? They might have a roster of illustrators that you could get on for covers work etc?

@greenbenjamin Thanks for the suggestion Ben, but I’d need help packing into all up and transporting it and Simon works most weekends. Pitch fees are usually pretty high too and if it’s outdoors, I don’t have waterproof stuff or a gazebo, table etc. Hope you are all ok. X

I’ve sold 1 x card pack for £18.50 this month - not sustainable. My newest set of wildlife cards haven’t sold at all. I was trying to be more positive this year, but it’s so hard when sales are non-existent. Everything I do, I do in a lot of pain. It’s hard not to get upset.

@anon_opin The irony of the Brexiteers calling for a re-run of the General Election isn’t lost on me either…

I've hardly been thrilled by Starmer so far but I can't understand anyone in Labour who wants him to resign. Didn't we all see how badly it went for the Tories when they kept chopping and changing PMs every five minutes?

@anon_opin My thoughts too. Working through the damage of the last ten years must be like pushing diarrhoea uphill, so while it's not been great, I want to see a constant for a while.

@studio22artz No worries - if I see anywhere else more practical I’ll let you know! X

@rogerwaters Watching what’s been unfolding in the US is making me think of the ‘Run Like Hell’ scene from The Wall…

@GavinNewsom How dare you embarrass your Country by making a mockery of yourself!! That's his job.

Rent free.