Nicolas Morel

@Matt_Pinner @grok "I bet your little Asian fish head wife doesn’t have these cannons"

The cameraman forgets his job mid shot… 😭 @grok who is the woman in the video 👀

@Jennnyyyyyy 17

This is harder than it looks 😏 Difficulty - Pro 🤠

@Matt_Pinner Why are there no protective gloves and goggles?

Is this appropriate attire for woodworking? 🤔

@OrwellNGoode just 100 push-ups gives you $10,000 If you manage to do 1,000 in a month, that’s already $1,000,000 I choose $10 per push-up - easy math

@chefsevenn Unfortunately, I don’t cook bacon because my Muslim neighbor doesn’t like the smell

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR BACON?

@Matt_Pinner Just finished watching a great film with Nicolas Cage "60 Seconds Chrono"

What is the last movie/show you watched? 😂

@yankeedraft What airline is this? If it’s some US company, I would never fly with them But if it’s Ryanair or something similar, I’ll choose seat 10 and then ask this black guy to swap seats with the woman sitting next to seat 9

You’re on a 10-hour flight. Which seat are you choosing and why?

Perfect European Sunday 7:25 - woke up because my neighbor upstairs woke up too and started doing his household chores 8:00 - watching French news about fuel prices and inflation, but it doesn’t matter as we are still the strongest in the EU, and the EU is the strongest in the world 9:00 - breakfast: croissant and coffee 10:00 - 12:00 - wearing my leggings and cycling, preparing for a competition. Rode around the stadium with hundreds of other cyclists. We shouted at a mother with a child who came to the stadium to play 12:30 - standing in line for baguette 13:00 - lunch: baguette and butter with salt 14:00 - heading to the center of Paris with my family 16:00 - arrived in Paris, getting there from the suburbs took only two transfers and one bus 17:00 - finally found a bar where beer and wine cost €5 instead of €5.60 19:00 - dinner at a restaurant, ordered one dish each and tap water, discussing politics and the recent Paris mayoral election 19:30 - Americans sitting nearby ordered onion soup and Coca-Cola 19:31 - rolling our eyes, giving them side looks, and discussing them with my wife 22:30 - got back home, the return trip took only 2 hours 17 minutes 22:32 - 45 seconds with my wife 23:00 - going to sleep. Good to be European

Pardon But I think you’re a bit unfamiliar with what building a startup HERE really means. - taxes go toward your future (for example: free medicine) - your employees are happy because they don’t overwork like in America - government supports businesses with grants and programs along with many other benefits

Avoid building startups here - Cultural aversion to ambition - Insane regulation - Talent shortage - Out of control taxes The next generation will build their companies elsewhere!

@Pirat_Nation Why watch pirate sites when you have Canal+ and Arte just for €39.99/month?

France had an anti-piracy system called HADOPI to stop people from illegally downloading movies and music, but on April 30, 2026, France’s highest court ruled that the main part of this system is illegal. It broke European rules on privacy and human rights. The system sent warnings to internet users suspected of sharing files, and the court said it did not protect people’s private information well enough. The new agency, called Arcom, can still block big pirate websites, but the warnings and fines for ordinary people are mostly finished. This is a big win for groups that defend digital rights after 17 years of work.

@oldstocky Gypsies often present themselves as Italian

POV you’re vacationing in Italy, you meet 3 tourists at a bar drunk, you go for a night swim, they’re going to rob you of your passport and wallet later

@NXT4EU Exactly! What does the US have?

Europe is the best in: - Airplanes - Tourism - Lithography - Supermarkets - Heat Pumps - Cars - Nuclear Energy - Wine - FinTech - Privacy Software - Bottle Caps - Industrial Robotics - Lasers - Wind Energy - Land Reclamation - Watches - Maritime Logistics - Lenses - AgriTech

@nunaambon Jealous of what? I’m having tap water at the restaurant right now and feeling great not paying for useless chemical drinks

Time to make the Europeans jealous!!

My son came to me last week “Why did you give me this phone? Everyone at school is laughing at me” he said “What’s wrong?” I didn’t understand what he meant “I can’t even chat with my friends or scroll through Instagram” Last week I gave him this Nokia 6650 Fold, because I don’t want my son to be brainrotted and influenced by algorithms “But you can play Snake - try to beat your friends records” He started crying and ran to his room I feel a bit frustrated, but I don’t want my children to be affected by US-based algorithms Maybe we can discuss this again when the EU introduces age verification app

@DurovPD Pavel, first I need to pay 30% taxes on this gift

If I send you $10k What's your first buy?👀

@MercuriusFilius The question isn’t how much was earned, but how much tax was paid on that turnover and whether it was paid at all

How would you answer this common BlackRock interview question?

@_I_am_He Is this including taxes?

How long will it take in your Country ?

@ShitpostGate What does this mean?

@compliantvc My children use this so they won’t be brainwashed by American companies

Europe should mandate flip phones with no internet access for citizens It's the only way to ensure that American Big Tech companies stop stealing our precious data

@Resist_CBDC Somewhere in North Korea or what?

No one asked for CBDC No one wants your Digital ID No one wants to bankroll Net Zero No one needs a carbon wallet No one benefits from 24/7 surveillance No one wants your social credit system No one desires to end national sovereignty