JK

@JJWatt I just pay my bill. No one has done anything worth a tip.

Genuine question on a restaurant situation: You walk up to a counter to order. You find your own table and seat yourself. If you order coffee, they hand you a cup and you go fill it up yourself. If you order food, they hand you a buzzer and when it goes off, you go pick it up yourself. The iPad has a “20%, 25%, 30%, Other” tip option, with 20% already preselected. What’s your move?

@dana_greene Should’ve never even been in that position. Folks let their pride put them in places their common sense should’ve gotten them out of a long time ago.

Just devastated for Park City resident Lindsey Vonn. She gave everything she had with a torn ACL, but it was not meant to be. Still goes down as a true champion and inspiration.

@Hawaii11022016 @cubprospects He’ll be back way before the All Star break. He’s been throwing since October.

@cubprospects @greengrocier I’m hoping for All Star break.

Kelly, Amaya Busch, Hoerner, Swanson, Bregman Happ, Crow-Armstrong, Suzuki Ballesteros Austin, Shaw, Alcántara Horton, Boyd, Cabrera, Imanaga, Taillon Palencia, Maton, Harvey, Thielbar, Webb, Milner, Rea Snider / Hodge / Martin / Brown / Assad

@matternrj @cubprospects Dumb take

@cubprospects Trade Shaw

@BNightengale You’re such a fucking hack. How are you still employed?

UPDATE: The Chicago Cubs are HOPEFUL of finalizing an agreement with free-agent starter Zac Gallen on a multi-year deal, but the deal is NOT DONE with others still in contention. Gallen, with three top-10 Cy Young finishes, has averaged 32 starts a year for the past 4 seasons.

@EricInfoTech I heard the same thing. lol he barely cracks the top 200 in OAA. Nico Hoerner, however, is the highest rated defensive 2B in the NL and will most likely win the GG.

Did these TNT broadcasters just say brewers 2B in baseball? Ate you kidding? Wonder who they're rooting for

@DOM_Frederic Don’t let Seiya remember he was a FN MVP candidate for the first half of the season!

SEIYA WANTS POSTSEASON BASEBALL AT THE FEDERAL LANDMARK

@CubbyPedro @CubWin @BleacherNation Who cares? You can say that about almost any player on the team that year. Dexter Fowler was more important to that offense than any other player in 2016.

@greengrocier @CubWin @BleacherNation No KB = No Ring, No parade and No greatest era of Cubs ball in modern history.

i'm sorry what

@CubbyPedro @CubWin @BleacherNation He literally fell off the map 4 seasons have his debut lol. Hes been a complete nobody since being traded. Hes one of the biggest disappointments in Cubs history, tbh. Most of that whole offensive core was, outside of Rizzo and Schwarber.

@greengrocier @CubWin @BleacherNation He won Rookie of the Year, MVP the following year with a ring and made a few all star teams after

@CubbyPedro @CubWin @BleacherNation Lmao. KB peaked in college and fell off the map shortly after.

@CubWin @BleacherNation Oh this goes way further back than that. They royally screwed up KB

@ArianFoster Fuck the Brewers, fam. Fly the W.

@McDonalds Imagine getting excited to pay $3 for one chicken strip.

never letting u go again

@themightygwinn @NFL_DovKleiman It’s not about being soft lol. It’s about better access to health and nutrition science.

@NFL_DovKleiman We're so soft. By the age of 40, every previous generation looked like Ernest Borgnine. We look like comparative runway models at the age of 50. I think they were happier than us though.

Tom Brady was 45 years old, while Kenny Stabler was 38 in this picture...

@MLB @SageUSAmerica Wasted.

Give us one word to describe the start of Paul Skenes’ career 🤔 (MLB x @SageUSAmerica)

@MateaS761156 @YoungChuy23 @TexasBaseball Walks don’t matter if you turn easy double plays.

@YoungChuy23 @TexasBaseball Walks. Looked like arky all over again

free baseball in Hoover #HookEm

@leodraws @DOM_Frederic 50 HR, 50 2B, 50 SB. 1/4 of the way there, 1/4 of the way thru the season.

@DOM_Frederic dom, we need to start talking about the 50 homer season is inevitable

the bat out of hell is one of the best in the game

@PickensBurgh Lmfao @ Steelers fans that thought they were getting Cee Dee.

CeeDee Lamb just posted this… What does he know 👀 Steeler???

@MWatLarge @WatchMarquee @Cubs @Padres @MLBTV Thought it was just me c

Hey @WatchMarquee ... There is no audio feed on today's @Cubs @Padres game via the @MLBTV app. It's not #MLBTV's fault. The sound is on for other games and for the commercials between innings. It's just the shitty Marquee feed that has no audio. #CHCvsSD #SDvsCHC #Cubs #Padres

@DOM_Frederic 1000 games, Dom. Still a bit away from 1000 hits.

W. great team win. another fantastic day at the federal landmark. but heres to 1000 hits & that goddamn morale blend