Trevor Gardner

Hi @elonmusk it's me again. Third time posting you and the shit you do to people. You're a billionaire. You make double this every day. Pay your bills you cretin

@elonmusk stop deleting it and pay your bills.

@elonmusk pay your bills you rat

No context #BigBrotherUK

@SoVeryBritish Kettle

@anon_opin "Tribute bands without a decent punning name should be band" Title of my banned

Tribute bands without a decent punning name should be banned.

@SoVeryBritish Bout that time again

Ways Brits finish a tea break: 1. “Anyway, better get back to it” 2. “No rest for the wicked” 3. “Right, I shall crack on” 4. “Back to the grind” 5. “Suppose I better do some work” 6. “Here we go again” 7. “This work won’t do itself” 8. “Onwards and upwards”

@SoVeryBritish The government

What’s the most pointless thing in Britain?

@krairach1 @EuromaidanPR And are you relying on your years of cardboard dating specialism to come up with that or are you just talking out your ass? I think we know the answer

@EuromaidanPR The imprint on the box says year 1967 month 7. But the box does not look that old.

A box of Chinese 7.62×54 mm cartridges found by Ukrainian soldiers in the russian trenches near Bakhmut, 1967 issue.

@SoVeryBritish Richard Hammond nearly getting cut off by a van is the peak of British swearing

What’s the best word/phrase the British use to describe being angry?

@Wrexham_AFC good luck for todays match! The whole of Wales is behind you! Any updates for when the kit will be back in stock in your online shop? Just excited to rep the team some more!!

@simonsim @SetCheshire @eryrinpa @CyngorGwynedd You mean the English came and renamed yr Wyddfa and Eryri because they can't pronounce the real Welsh names

@SetCheshire @eryrinpa @CyngorGwynedd The Welsh have renamed “Snowdon” as Mt Snowdon renamed as Eryri Mt Snowdon, you couldn’t make it up 👍🇬🇧

Genius! Plenty of Nantes Perris free parking when we removed the wall 👍💪💪 Take that @eryrinpa @CyngorGwynedd

@That_Simone_ @SetCheshire @eryrinpa @CyngorGwynedd It's taken through a bus window you div

@Cheddar_Fish @SetCheshire @eryrinpa @CyngorGwynedd What makes you think its OK to come to our country and dismantle whatever you want because you can't be arsed walking an extra 10 minutes?

Yet another #Premierleague match I'm going to be streaming as its not being shown anywhere in the UK, great way to grow the fanbase

@bbc, where is the coverage of the #TrainDerailment in the #Netherlands #Voorschoten

@ManUtd this is embarrassing, we have no business being third in the table.

@WodcNews Shameful, the lot of you should be ashamed turning your backs on your local farmers.

A statement from West Oxfordshire District Council on Diddly Squat Farm ⬇️

@RishiSunak can your government actually pull their fingers out their asses and sort out all the strikes? I've lost nearly £600 from the rail strikes because you won't step in to get people paid what they deserve. Disgraceful and incompetent