greg barton

@AJMack73 For the sex dungeon?

@AJMack73 Hack.

@benmckelvey This is just incredible.

@AdamCarollaShow @adamcarolla @gpatricksmith so close!

@KashannKilson Most brilliant of all is the handle Copy McPasty.

a daycare dad cut me off in the parking lot so I went early yesterday and taught his kid how to ride a bike you can never get that back

Sean Spicer apologizes: "Anne frankly I misspoke."

@adamcarolla As FateOfFurious drops: in study of 140k people, poor grip strength correlated with higher death rate, esp cardiovasc disease.

@peteholmes I loved Crashing ep4. Boston Club barker adam ratcliffe's character was phenomenally well written/acted. Loving the show.

@benmckelvey @alhinch in a skinny contest? Hardly.

Can y'all please look at Melania face when Trump turns around 😭😭😭

Those of you hoping Trump will change as prez, wake up. There's a reason you've never heard the phrase "he's gone reasonable with power!"

@BaldBryan FUCK OFF BALD

You have nothing to be scared about. Yet. Arrest the Trump (and Clinton) and you will be free my comrades. #OpDeathEaters #ElectionNight

Kinda wanna order Mexican food before its too late.

It already feels like someone is grabbing my pussy.

This isn't an episode. This isn't marketing. This is reality.