Greg Beatty

If tiny dancer by Elton John comes on the radio and you don't sing along, I can't trust you.

Best comeback of all time vine.co/v/OZ6FZ5pQ7Zd

Thirsty isn't the word for girls at weddings, it's straight up dehydration

Bulkstage

@ScottyPip55 @gregomon1 I will be in osky this coming week to bad Scotty is at the academy. Uncle Greg what up?!

@thisismeegs fuckin bum

Anyone in oskaloosa have time to help me move? I'll give u 20 dollars and dinner tonight. Text me

@Morgsyb @J_Hohensee @mcollum77 @squints_86 @Tay_Lo_Green hold your drinks! Jordans about to kick them over

I'm dying tonight. Calling it. Happy marriage a zach

Like a best friend I 200 is always there for me with @J_Hohensee @_triegel

Toilets goals

5th time moving in a year. Hopefully this place last. Considering @_triegel and I hate indoor pets equally as much should be a good sign.

I think I'm more excited about my brothers grad party than he is @hbeatty52

@MeninistTweet She asked how I was still single. I replied with, I hve a boss at work why would I want one at home? She helped herself out.

What kinda guy celebrates his birthday with strangers @J_Hohensee

@steph_mo7 @DiMarco_14 steph Morris... cause of death. Choked on a wad while actually doing a wod. That's gotta be a first!

@DiMarco_14 @steph_mo7 Ha! Dammmmnnn

@DiMarco_14 @steph_mo7 she wouldn't understand the joke if the wad hit her in face! #killinit

@steph_mo7 @DiMarco_14 wtf... I hope that wasn't u trying to be funny