Morgan Baustian

Low-key jealous of the four astronauts who left the planet today.

Gay kids read thousands of books about straight characters, yet they still grow up gay. But y'all are worried if your son, Billy, reads just one book where a penguin has two dads, he is going to wake up the next day and ask Brad to prom.

If the U.S. didn’t have birthright citizenship, we wouldn’t have a 34-count pedophile felon in the Oval Office right now… Donald J. Trump is only a U.S. citizen because of it. His mother, Mary Anne MacLeod Trump, wasn’t a citizen when he was born. His father, Fred Trump, was only a citizen because he was born here to immigrant parents. No birthright citizenship… His dad wouldn’t be a citizen. His mom wasn’t a citizen. So, what does that make him? And now he wants to end the very rule that made it his own life, wealth, and presidency possible. If they end birthright citizenship… then they have to do the same to Trump’s presidency.

everyone is talking about how poor people shouldn’t be allowed to buy junk food with food stamps… i don’t think billionaires should be able to buy 14 year olds on a private island

So, let me get this straight. Trump is now simultaneously claiming that he has won the war, is currently winning the war, needs help to win the war, and doesn't need help to win the war. All to destroy the nuclear program he claims he already destroyed last year.

🚨Trump today: “We can’t take care of daycare. We’re a big country. We’re fighting wars. It’s not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things.” The United States has spent: $21 billion on the Iran war in 30 days. $100 million on Trump’s golf tab this term. $200 billion requested for Pentagon weapons. $8 trillion on wars since September 11th. But daycare is not possible. Medicare is not possible. Medicaid — which covers 72 million Americans including children, seniors, and people with disabilities — is not possible.

The internet trolling Iowa loss thinking Iowa fans are devastated. We are not. We surpassed our ceiling for this season 10 fold and are excited for next year. The future is so bright and I can’t wait.

THE HAWKEYES ARE COMING 😳 9-seed Iowa continues its magical March run into the Elite Eight 😤

There is not enough Busch Light in the United States of America to quench the demand in Iowa right now.

Huskers and Hawkeyes passing each other all the way down to Houston. Idk if Houston knows what's coming. LFG 🏀🔥

Iowa and Nebraska fans 7:00 AM at a local Houston bar Thursday morning

Houston bars, however much Busch Light you think you have, you do not have enough.

Ladies and gentlemen: We are getting a Nebraska/Iowa game for a trip to the Elite Eight in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament. The basketball gods have delivered. It’s happening.

The typa shit that’s gonna go down in the stands of the Nebraska vs Iowa Sweet 16 game

This photo are you kidding me WHO is the photographer @IowaHoops !!!

Clinton was impeached for lying about a BJ. Nixon resigned over one burglary. Now, Trump has 34 felony convictions and 1 million mentions in the Epstein files. But he's still president??? The system is broken. PUT HIM IN F**KING PRISON.

If you still support Trump and his administration, I don’t judge you for your choice of political party. I judge you for your lack of morals, ethics, compassion & humanity. I judge you for your support of pedophilia, racism, treason & fascism. So will others. So will history.

MAGA: “But her emails!!” MAGA now: “Emails aren’t evidence!!”

Birds of a feather flock together.

Number of people arrested by trump's DOJ for interrupting a church service led by an ICE official– NINE Number of people arrested by trump's DOJ for raping kids on epstein's island-ZERO