It's Greggers

I am Nostradamus

Agreed!

When this is all over, When this horrible chapter in our country’s story is closed, People will forsake the craven, moral-less man currently residing in the White House. They will deny him. They will deny ever supporting him. But the rest of us will remember. #MuellerHearing

We’re cancelling a female comic and an entire comedy network over a minute of standup but that dude who jerks off in front of his colleagues deserves 10-15 more chances.

@tammygolden Ceasar Blue London

Oh my God! I’m on the bus!

@SteveDaines @realDonaldTrump "I stand with a serial adulterer, confessed predator, Russian-beholden, unapologetic racist, vulgar, emotionally unstable despot." Fixed it for you.

Letting go of resentments will save your life. #selfcare #relationshipgoals #hesjustnotthatintoyou #gregbehrendt #coaching instagram.com/p/Bz83doVAmCQ/…

Letting go of resentments will save your life. #selfcare #relationshipgoals #hesjustnotthatintoyou #gregbehrendt #coaching instagram.com/p/Bz825sSgF4d/…

I approve

@KarenKilgariff Keep it it’s working

I am profoundly sad to hear that after 67 years, MAD Magazine is ceasing publication. I can’t begin to describe the impact it had on me as a young kid – it’s pretty much the reason I turned out weird. Goodbye to one of the all-time greatest American institutions. #ThanksMAD

To anyone who said it can't happen here: CONCENTRATION CAMPS MILITARY PARADES STATE PROPAGANDA NETWORK WOMEN'S HEALTH CRIMINALIZED RULE OF LAW SUSPENDED COURTS STACKED WITH EXTREMISTS NEPOTISM ON THE INTERNATIONAL STAGE MEDIA ATTACKED AS "ENEMIES OF THE PEOPLE"

Holy shit. Trump supporters are rooting AGAINST the U.S. Women’s National team at the World Cup. This reminds me of those Trump supporters who wore the t-shirts that they’d rather be a Russian than a Democrat. Never has America seen such UNPATRIOTIC TRAITORS.

@curthopkins That is Palmtastic

@Just_a_Ride you will be missed my friend.

Dear Mitch McConnell & all those representing him, Please refrain from using my image in support of anything but your own stunning & humiliating defeat. Thanks! Adam cc: @senatemajldr @McConnellPress

Trump is responsible for these deaths. apnews.com/2f8422c820104d…

I wanted to text him that I’m thinking about him & I miss him, but I stopped myself, @gregorybehrendt. I kept hearing you say, “He’s Just Not That Into You. Don’t waste the pretty, Hot Stuff!” If he wanted to see me, he would have taken action by now. #HesJustNotThatIntoYou