Tobi or Not Tobi
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Tobi or Not Tobi
@gremble_eth
I do tech and post goofy stuff
Nigeria Katılım Aralık 2021
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But don’t you think you’re projecting your reality onto the writer?
The Beat-Oven✨@The_BeatOven
"Growing up, lunch was usually chin chin,suya and hot akara by the roadside, accompanied by laughter, and the whole street smelling like spice and smoke" Nothing more non Nigerian than afternoon suya WITH CHIN CHIN!!
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@williamsfalodun Explain why you never win EPL since una bribe master comot for your club… or ucl
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Na men like cohabitation
But na woman fit fight you for weeks because you ask “when are you leaving”
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@williamsfalodun Ownership got rid of my coach…
85% of points we have is from a coach that was sacked in January… we were 4th for 5weeks even after losing Maresca blud…
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@gremble_eth If no be thief wey you thief. Wetin come occur this season?
Why are the world champions not going to Europe?
No transport?
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@williamsfalodun Haba now😭
CWC ?
The same one you vowed PSG will chew me and spit me?
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@gremble_eth You go first see wetin Dey ground before you fit thief am na 😂😂😂
Your club World Cup. No be thief you thief am???
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@gremble_eth Everybody be thief at one point in life. 😂
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@gremble_eth Arsenal win league. You sef carry gun come outside.
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Make e reach our side ma’ami 🤲🏼
If e no touch me, make e touch my guys
Deisine@TDeisine
They are now posting pictures of women who say they will cheat back? lol, let me quickly put it here. IF MY HUSBAND CHEATS AND I FOUND OUT, I WILL CHEAT BACK! Patriarchal princesses can start running mad.
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“Balance” for women is that they outnumber men.
Women are contempt and call it “Balance” when the entire advantage is tipped to their favour…
Yehgha@yaygha
Women *OUTNUMBER* men in higher education = equality Men outnumber women at the doctoral level = important gaps need to be filled If you men like, keep sleeping or come and tell me it's not that deep when I highlight the cultural misandry that characterises the zeitgeist
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Got me teary man…
His friend is a real one for real..
If I went to jail for 25yrs nobody would be waiting for me
MrBanks💰@Mrbankstips
You can come back from anything
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Sell garnacho and neto
Sack delap
Terminate chalobah and fofana
Pys@CFCPys
🚨 Chelsea have handed more power to Alonso than any other previous coach. (@FabriceHawkins)
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This scene is the best in The Boys😭😭😭
Butcher is the king of instigation 😭
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Carter Efe put a carmel on his sitting room😭😭😭
What’s wrong with this boy😭😭😭
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@williamsfalodun @Timibeats I don’t have my career on motion
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@gremble_eth For the IT department, yes it was. We are a service provider after all.
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A C-LEVEL executive called me into his office on his first day. Asked to overhaul the company website. I broke down the process of redevelopment, starting from ideation to design concept and then code implementation to product launch with realistic timelines.
Johnmark Obiefuna@jayhemz
Let me burst your brains. Several years ago, a Director assembled a group of we developers and excitedly told us, "I HAVE AN IDEA!" We said, "okay, let's hear it Sir." He said, "I just thought about a tracking software you can install on phones and be able to track the phone even when it's switched off." We: "will we need to embed a peripheral device?" Him: "no" We: "we may need to research on modifying the board to see how this would work" Him: "No, you guys need to be creative. You need to think outside the box. This is just a software!" If he had seen one mic overseas that period, he would probably had said, "Nigerian developers have a talent gap in thinking outside the box" See. Nigerian Employers don't even know enough to know what they want/don't want, and many Devs are just in pains in several organisations.
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