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@Yuzarsiv0 Instead of this one to a self appraisal, reassess how things got the way they got and work to fix her marriage, she moved out. Amateur bottler. Be here asking questions while she moves in with him. When they are ready to marry, they will serve you the papers. Olodo oshi

My husband was the safe choice when I married him. Calm, reliable, predictable. After years of unstable relationships, he felt like peace. We built nine years of marriage together, had a daughter, bought a house, and created a life that looked stable from every angle. Then things started changing. Nothing dramatic. He became protective of his phone. Started taking longer evening walks. Smiled at messages he quickly turned away from me. I told myself not to overthink it. Until one morning, he left his tablet unlocked on the dining table. A notification appeared from a woman I didn’t know. "You said you miss who you were before marriage." My heart dropped.

A friend of mine went through this. The dude is an awesome dad. Early 40’s. Tall, handsome guy. Made good money. Graduated a top college. He restored an old house himself. Always was talking up his wife. Kids lacrosse coach. Kept in shape just incase he needed to defend his family. No major vices. She wants out. He insists on counseling. Counselor says he’s right. She flips out says he picked a biased counselor. So she asks all her girlfriends for a wife friendly female counselor who will “understand me”. They go. The counselor apparently lost her mind. Starts yelling at the wife. “Listen to him. I’m happily married and I’m jealous of you. All he keeps saying is how much he loves you. How he prays every night for your happiness. And he is HOT!” The whole thing boiled down to he refused to go to woke wine tastings, art shows, wedding receptions for people they barely know and baby showers with her. Girl stuff. And he claims he didn’t even refuse, he just said they had to take separate cars so he could jet after 30 minutes. That was his only request in life. Bonkers. Bonkers!

@DurojaiyeSegun None of these people had EFCC operatives waiting to ambush them at the primaries prior to their first election. Fubara isn't just afraid for his political career, they have dirt on him; enough to finish him.

Obaseki, as a sitting governor under the same APC dared Oshiomhole, who was the party’s state leader, defected to the PDP, and still won his re-election. Ganduje, as a sitting governor, also dared Kwankwaso, the man who brought him into political limelight. Likewise, the current Governor of Kano State, Abba Yusuf, who was once a mere civil servant at the Water Corporation and was politically elevated by Kwankwaso from ground zero, is now standing independently of him. Amaechi, as a sitting governor under the PDP, dared Peter Odili and still secured his re-election in Rivers State. The same Wike once served as Chief of Staff to Amaechi in 2007. Amaechi later recommended him to Goodluck Jonathan for a ministerial role, after which Patience Jonathan took interest in him and supported his emergence as Governor of Rivers State, even dared Amaechi, and still won his reelection. Infact, the political circle of Rivers State is known for daring their precursors. As the chief security officer of your state you can just easily use all your state apparatus to dare Wike, declare him a threat to the peace of your state, declare him personal non-grata, take away all his property, demolish them, and nothing will happen. Political history remembers the leaders who stood their ground, not the ones who stayed in the shadows. I am formally tagging you to this again as a sign of reiteration, @SimFubaraKSC dare Wike NOW!!!

@adedayoagarau Everyone needs to check this project. That big person you are always hailing could be here o

I’ve spent the past couple of weeks building Looters: a public archive of Nigerian political corruption since the 1990s. Governors, ministers, shell companies, Swiss accounts, the Jersey trusts, — one searchable graph. You too can connect the dots: 1000reasons.vote/looters

@instablog9ja If you spent 8.3 million to leave your own country just to go and see God but got scammed, you probably deserved to lose that money anyways.

“We slept outside with mosquitoes” — Adamawa pilgrims cry out after being stranded in Saudi Arabia despite paying ₦8.3m each for Hajj

@instablog9ja I bet she hadn't missed a single mother's day appreciation prior to this conviction

Nigerian Professor Bags 70-Month Jail Term In U.S. Over $1.4m Donor Fund Theft A United States district court in Michigan has sentenced Nkechy Ezeh, former executive director of Early Learning Neighbourhood Collaborative (ELNC), to 70 months in federal prison for orchestrating a $1.4 million fra¥d scheme involving funds meant for vulnerable preschool children. The court found that Ezeh abused her position at the nonprofit, which was funded by U.S. government agencies and private donors to support children in underserved communities through services such as meals, transportation, and educational assistance. Judge Hala Jarbou described her conduct as a “fraud and a thief,” saying she carried out a “brazen and widespread” scheme that diverted money intended for “the most vulnerable children” in West Michigan. According to court records and a statement from U.S. authorities, Ezeh pleaded guilty in December 2025 to wire fraud, conspiracy, and tax evasion. She admitted that between 2017 and 2023, she worked with others, including co-conspirator Sharon Killebrew, to steal about $1.4 million from ELNC. The court also ordered her to pay $1.4 million in restitution and an additional $390,174 to the Internal Revenue Service for tax evasion. She received a concurrent 60-month sentence for the tax offence. Authorities said ELNC shut down in 2023 as a result of the fraud, leading to the loss of funding for several preschools in West Michigan and the layoff of 35 employees without notice. U.S. Attorney Timothy VerHey condemned the actions, stating that donor and taxpayer funds meant for low-income children were instead spent on personal gain, adding that the sentence reflected the seriousness of the offence. Co-conspirator Sharon Killebrew was earlier sentenced to 54 months in prison for her role in the scheme.

@_chike_san It's been several months and counting, maybe that apology will come tomorrow...

@TIMONIUM17 Did he apologise ?

A C-LEVEL executive called me into his office on his first day. Asked to overhaul the company website. I broke down the process of redevelopment, starting from ideation to design concept and then code implementation to product launch with realistic timelines.

@NigeriaStories He could have bought shares in some opaque company in the power sector, then pushed legislation in favor of that business and then 10x his share price which could continue to mint his pension for decades but no Sir. This animal just wants to steal for the sake of it

BREAKING NEWS: The Federal High Court sitting in Abuja has sentenced former Minister of Power, Saleh Mamman, to 75 years in prison for stealing public funds totalling about ₦33.8 billion.

@NigeriaStories ....and someone opened their mouth in defense of the DISCOs increasing electricity tariff across all bands just the other day....! News like this should not be taken lightly

BREAKING NEWS: EFCC operatives have arrested Mustapha Abdullahi, Director-General of the Energy Commission of Nigeria, over an alleged ₦500 billion fraud. He was taken into custody in Abuja today.

If OPAY becomes an International lender today, my country's president will approach them to borrow money

@yabaleftonline Everything I know about these two, I learnt against my will. The kind of people we put on a pedestal on this side of the blue planet does tell a lot about the quality of society.

Kuje prison is like NYSC camp with different sections; the section that I was kept in where the powerful and influential people are kept. It was like a vacation. I had a chef and everything I needed. When VeryDarkMan went to Kuje, he was kept where they keep people that carry b0mb. They beat him when he wore slippers where he was not supposed to wear them — Blord.

@instablog9ja This night as you contemplate the debt you are owing OCASH and the likes, first divide $11.6 billion by 180 million (worse case) or 200 million (best case). Humbling, isn't it?, knowing every Nigerian owes a debt we may not be able to pay in two lifetimes over.

“Nigeria will spend nearly half of its projected revenue to service its debt in 2026, about $11.6 Billion ” –President Tinubu

@gremble_eth For the IT department, yes it was. We are a service provider after all.

@TIMONIUM17 Is the company website a “product” that would have to get to “product launch” phase?

You cannot win a naija Boss through talking and arguing with him/her. But you can flog sense into them by showing you know your craft well. They won't say a word to you but watching them fold is always a good experience I can't get enough of.

I may never know what conversations were had by the c-suite neither do I know how the WordPress guy was handled but one thing that's for sure is that he has since never doubted my opinions on issues related to my department ever since.