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@comficreami I dunno man you’re protesting a lot here methinks

@W0rldWideJess @gremulant @FBI mao dumbfucks proved my point this is @Valkyrae shes 34 and i dont have her saved on any device, you can simply copy an image and paste it, youre x2 in the retarded department, congrats

oh it’s SERIOUS for her😭

@punishedlinusst It has to be obvious to you that, while that is statistically true, people talk about Baltimore in a way that is substantially different from the other cities on this list.

@gremulant boston is like the only white city here

@comficreami Why do you have pictures of 17 year olds saved on your phone?

@TropicoEchelon @beyoncegarden after 16yo unless you get fat or go in the sun too much and get skin damage-wrinkle early, youll look the exact same until like 27 this girl in the pic below is 17 btw 😏💀

A bob is a normal hairstyle to me

Jabba the Hutt’s pet monkey having a last name and middle initial is some genius stuff

If I made a movie and someone posted frames of it next to similar ones from another movie I would go to their house and kill myself in front of them

@elladorn_ Is the implication here that Bergman was infallible?

I like Scorsese but why is everyone talking about him like he's Ingmar Bergman... he's a very competent filmmaker but not singular and clearly not infallible

@timeforpaige would u eat an anchovy flavored cracker

Hipsters are fans of JAZZ and BEBOP

As a woman I am less likely to play video games with male player characters and more likely to play and enjoy games with female player characters

The silver lining is that Adam22 is going to transmute this pain into a great work of art

@timeforpaige Roman Catholicism

@gremulant what religion? the religion of being a freaking nerd?

it’s like paige’s tweets wednesday

@timeforpaige You’re always misunderstanding things. But I forgive you

@gremulant wait i misunderstood what it meant to be losing take that back

Sandwich and burrito are having a mid off

@timeforpaige Ok sorry sorry you’re mid

@gremulant rude as hell!!!

@timeforpaige Paige is losing the mid off

@gremulant and paige. sandwich and burrito and paige

All mothers should get to experience nonbinaryism for P-month (pride month)

@ibmmiller I said we’re not talking about Ulysses and you rejected that premise. I’m just trying to meet you where you are.

@gremulant Discursive and pretentious after saying we're not talking about Ulysses. Non starter.

In a universe where you can routinely accelerate spacecraft to near-lightspeed and beyond, destroying a planet is trivially easy through kinetic energy alone and doesn't require a titanic space station.

@TallBart He’s giving a sales pitch in an advertisement. Elder abuse is a stupid theory on its face but capital can turn anything into its opposite.

Oh my God it's so much worse than I imagined. It's not elder abuse or a paycheck. He really believes this shit passes for art