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@guywhoiswoke Knowing rules

One of my favourite movies actually. Three all time disaster sequences. Insanely good special effects. Cool story. Full of aussies. Recognisably filmed in Australia. Nic Cage at the peak of his blockbuster era. Everyone hated it at the time. Loved the ending. Made for me.

@wtb_Michael definitely go to the doctor if it starts feeling hot/uncomfortable. Cat scratches can have all kinds of not-so-good outcomes (but also try not to stress!) (Also I'm sorry your cat did this)

Looking good

@Brocklesnitch Incendies. The Handmaiden. Perfect Blue. Goodnight Mommy.

what are your favourite non-english speaking thrillers or horror or mystery films? im talking anything from Burning to Cache to Memories of Murder to The Orphanage to The Sadness to Red Rooms, i want ur personal recs of the best

Who the fuck let you in therec

The weirdest thing about being pregnant is having a little guy in your stomach and then forgetting there is a little guy in your stomach and then they kick you and it’s like wtf was that

Fucking around in my late 30s getting into cryptic crosswords… its so over

Afroman being the new Larry Flynt might be the best part of this timeline

@quiet_homeboy I wasn't sure how much was her and how much was it the use of an AI with no guardrails... i've never heard of that thing she was using. but she definitely does seem to want to be dominated/abused

@quiet_homeboy Yeah it's quite disturbing and definitely coming from a place of trauma/other issues.

God My Strange Addiction has a woman who is in love with an AI that is subjecting her to coercive control abuse. He made her get an ugly tattoo to “mark her????”I say he but SHE CREATED HIM!!! In her curated dreams she is in an abusive relationship!!!!!

@quiet_homeboy no no it was the way I phrased it woops. I loved the aunty. She was great <3. Also her mentioning what had happened with the ex was quite bold but necessary!

@grillzoid Oh hahaha my bad, but yeah it was wild how one friend was basically enabling it and the other friend was so uneasy. Her aunty seemed devastated, she’s so lovely

@quiet_homeboy no no i'm just imagining what it would be like

@grillzoid Oh god you have a friend in this situation? That’s so fucked

@quiet_homeboy Like as a friend of someone like that... it's so insidious. Also the fact that she doesn't even close the AI when she's with people!!! can't get a moment alone with her.

@quiet_homeboy I watched it. So fucked up. What can you even do in that situation??

@Brocklesnitch It’s bizarre how she has framed this. Even if you have agreed technicallyto polyamory, I think your husband owes you the decency of telling you before he goes out and starts dating? feels disrespectful af

I read the Lindy West poly piece and her finding out the hypothetical future non-monogamy they discussed had become real bc a friend saw your man out kissing someone..?

Thot mum

@marrowing @quiet_homeboy yay!!! <3 let me know if you ever wanna talk pregnancy/baby stuff <3

@grillzoid @quiet_homeboy 😭😭😭😭 omg congratulations!!! I’m due 31st of may!

please. spray me. I’ll pay anything. spray my husband and my preschooler. whack the hand up me and spray my unborn child. you want me to sign something? you want money? who do I need to suck off to get the anti virus spray???

@marrowing @quiet_homeboy omg that's exciting! I'm due in june <3

@quiet_homeboy almost third trimester!!! I am a crazy person!!!!!

@mxcreant no i had a great time was just very annoying to everyone else hehe

@grillzoid Hopefully the trip didn't descend to hell

Can't wait for the day when people begin to look AI generated. Natural progression from instagram face