Matthew Grim Elliottini

@satansplain Sad thing is ACLU is now doing TsTs dirty work cause TsT can't win lawsuits on their own.

Do I really have to explain the meme to him? Let alone my text? It won't help of course; he's a bøt account.

@itsbillm Pineapple moonshine is better anyway! 🤣

Bummer!

@WWE just released Howdy's theme song on @SpotifyUSA Will we see Howdy on #WWERaw hmmm

Hey @satansplain I just listened to the satanicdote about Lamb of God and this popped on my Google feed. Thought you might get a chuckle. loudersound.com/news/mark-mort…

@doctormalibu @DNC 'Satan has been the best friend the church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all these years!'- 9th Satanic Statement. There always has to be an antagonist to make the protagonist the good guy. Without one people will start questioning if the protagonist is really good

@doctormalibu @DNC Imagine still making up completely unfounded accusations of a religion when ALL the information is readily available. That takes ignorance to a whole new level. We all know Satan is just being used as a scapegoat once again to remove responsibility from humanity.

EXTENDED TWEET THE SATANIC MASS MURDER OF THE FAITHFUL. Here goes. Fact check me in this.. Today’s NEO-Marxist @DNC liberal is not content with being able to legally murder (abort) a nine month old fully mature baby. In Joe Biden’s America it’s totally cool to leave a nine month, fully mature child to die unattended on a cold surgical table if the Mother’s doesn’t want her child. The Father gets no say They are not satiated. No, they want to murder the little children who come to the Lord. Especially. those lambs of our Christian faith. The ones taught to turn their cheeks. Satanists. You cowards. #FU They treat mental illness (Dysphoria) with mutilation and sterilization; alt-hormonal medications, including the ones to chemically castrate convicted rapists. Permanent Disfigurement. Public School teachers groom little children right in front of us. Grooming that ANY honest psychologist would immediately identifying as the illegal grooming prosecuted for decades in this country. They use pornography wrapped in Rainbows and Unicorns, Pinks and Purples. Teachers festoon their hair red, green, purple and blue. Evil Clowns. They tell children they can share secrets with them and they won’t tell mommy and daddy. Like every grooming pedophile has done for thousands of years. Public School Teachers keep secrets from parents. Secrets like hormones , Birth Control, rubbers, sterilization. Abortions, and Rape. Criminals. Co-conspirators to every murder committed by Trans, including today. Public School Teachers pretend to care for their students. Breaking the bond between parent and child. The bond so strong that parents would rather die in their child’s live or die trying. Parents are the only adults in the world who would die to protect them. The police in Uvelde arrested parents to keep them from saving their children while SWAT stood in the Hall watching YouTube on their phones while shots rang out. Murdered That parent child bond bond is enemy number 1 of @rweingarten and it’s affiliated teachers unions. She had parents treated as criminals arrested and investigated for DARING to question the rape of their child in a girls restroom. No one is coming to save your children. Joe Biden is a raping pedophile whose own son Hunter calls his “Father” “PedoPete” and his daughter Ashely who wrote that she doesn’t have a good memories.but does recall taking showers with her Dad. FJB Protect your children. Arm and protect the teachers and school resource officers. Bring in ex military and Law Enforcement with a history of gun safety and restraint in the use of force to protect YOUR children. It’s your DUTY to take the steps necessary to save your child. No one lie is to blame if you fail to act. Be a competent Parent. You created life. Save it. Lock down the schools. Single point of entry. Train staff for an armed response to protect their lives until the police get there. Do it now. DOC

@satansplain A few years back the organizations I'm apart of was accused of being bots because our message went against "the collective" and we had to make a #notabot hashtag to show otherwise.

File this under "You can't make this shit up". Over on my personal profile, a lunatic ("ClamDementia", I call him) has spent the last 4 days trolling me and a few other COS members, demanding proof that we're *not* right-wing, QAnon Christians. Or bots programmed by them.

@satansplain It's one of my favorites because it's so true.

@satansplain let us know when it reaches 666 🤣

To whoever the loser is who keeps trying to hack my website (and never succeeds, nor will), I have three words: GET A LIFE.

@bk13051 @lmstroud89 I stopped all together. I had surgery and during the recovery I could not consume nicotine so after a year of that I just stopped all together. I know many who went back to smoking after the ban sadly.

@grimelliottini @lmstroud89 Your speech against the flavor ban in front of the NYC council will be forever in our collective advocates' memory. Did you switch to other #safernicotine products after the ban or quit nicotine altogether?

@Rawgster @lmstroud89 🤘😌 TY

@grimelliottini @lmstroud89 Congratulations 👏 🎊 💐 🥳 👏

@satansplain Can't wait! I'm almost finished with all episodes. I listen while on the elliptical at the gym. 🤘

Next Satansplain episode's topic:

@satansplain Nothing is more intimidating than using voice to text and being censored by your own phone 🤣

@grimelliottini Yeah, but like I said: forget that hypocrisy. The threat with asterisks is what really takes the cake here.

Forget the proselytizing. Forget the hypocrisy of trying to be simultaneously pious and thuggish. The part I find hilarious is attempting to intimidate someone with your phone's "taboo words filter" switched on. You may as well write it in pink frosting on unicorn cake.

@LarrySharpe The answer is just YES! VOTING FOR LARRY FOR THE SECOND TIME! #GoldNY #SharpeWay #Sharpe4Gov

As a New Yorker do you feel?

Abortion is not a Satanic “sacrament”. churchofsatan.com/is-abortion-a-…

@SalVulcano You get to enjoy more as a kid and not get the cops called on you. Always more enjoyable without cops involved.

Better Halloween Experience:

@SalVulcano Peanut M&Ms is like sleeping with your toxic ex. You know you shouldn't but you cant get the good stuff (Reeses) so you settle for meh. You do it but you don't tell your friends about it.

Which candy would you rather have dropped in your Halloween bag?