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Satansplain #112 As the Church of Satan approaches its diamond year anniversary, a new stylized rendering of the Sigil of Baphomet is presented. Hear more about the sigil, equinoxes, the false notion of Satanic victims, and some odd listener mail. youtube.com/watch?v=N7vpsY…

Satansplain #112 - Spring, Sigils, Victims, and Solipsism churchofsatan.com/satansplain-11… via @ChurchofSatan

Hmm. Hard to choose a favorite. But let's go with this one for the moment:

@johntbates @Mikehomeseller

@satansplain @Mikehomeseller Sorry to disappoint you - I will not go f myself. 😂

Which RUSH album do you prefer from below? #mikesquestions #RushFamily

Now how the hell did they get the cat to sit still long enough to put the cape on and take the photo?

@frozenaesthetic The two YesChad drawings on the right need to be swapped.

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@Aradia_Sama @ChurchofSatan I like the subtle refinement. Most people probably wouldn't spot the differences anyway. As for book, probably not; HarperCollins publishing is lazy.

@ChurchofSatan @satansplain Forgive me for my bluntness but I don't see why there was a need to change the sigil of baphomet the original one was absolute perfection. P. S. Will the cover of The Satanic Bible change to include the new sigil?

Exquisite Equinox! churchofsatan.com/exquisite-equi… via @ChurchofSatan

@JpJustice4U @madamB5 @GOPareVillains @DNIGabbard

@satansplain @madamB5 @GOPareVillains @DNIGabbard Awe how sweet, I think someone has a crush on me... Haha .. Again hilariously funny, you should indeed try an open mike night.

Donald Trump was overwhelmingly elected by the American people to be our President and Commander in Chief. As our Commander in Chief, he is responsible for determining what is and is not an imminent threat, and whether or not to take action he deems necessary to protect the safety and security of our troops, the American people and our country.  The Office of the Director of National Intelligence is responsible for helping coordinate and integrate all intelligence to provide the President and Commander in Chief with the best information available to inform his decisions.  After carefully reviewing all the information before him, President Trump concluded that the terrorist Islamist regime in Iran posed an imminent threat and he took action based on that conclusion.

No use trying to tag us in tweets by Cevin Soling's cult. They have us blocked.

LOL, no. Let me try spelling it out again for your willfully ignorant ass: Just because a cosmology qurstionis short, doesn't mean the answer can be crammed into one tweet of layman's answers. If you really wanted to learn what the Big Bang is and the evidence for it, you could have looked at the articles I provided. But you won't, because you're a pussy. And I've run into enough pussy creationists to know that even if I spoodfed you the information, you'd just act deliberately obtuse and wouldn't want to comprehend any of it. You also fall back on one of the tiresome arguments that retarded creationists like yourself always fall back on: the notion that if something can't be 100% known or directly observed in real time, then it's a matter of "faith". This not only demonstrates how painfully ignorant you are of the scientific method, but logic as well. Reducing everything to solipsism does not lend objective credibility to creationism. Once again: the specific argument that you jumped in to reply to was about Georges Lemaître, and you were demonstrably wrong.

@satansplain @neoM314 @ThomasSowell You’re a dumb piece of shit that will never answer a simple question of what about the theory makes you believe it, and is not based on a level of faith that’s in itself. That’s the whole fucking argument you imbecile

Joe Rogan on the origin of it all: "I’m sticking with Jesus."

@tweet_this_tt @neoM314 @ThomasSowell x.com/i/status/20339…

@satansplain @neoM314 @ThomasSowell Don’t you feel stupid that you feel so strongly about something that you’ll argue forever but never be able to explain your point?????

@madamB5 @JpJustice4U @GOPareVillains @DNIGabbard JP hates stuff like logic and reading. x.com/i/status/20339…

@JpJustice4U @GOPareVillains @DNIGabbard Nice try but the point still stands. It doesn’t matter how long something has been a “law”. In the future someone will litigate the war powers act and it is clearly unconstitutional. The fact that it’s been there for decades is irrelevant.

@JpJustice4U @ThomasSowell x.com/i/status/20339…

@satansplain @ThomasSowell Another hilariously stupid comment... Have you ever thought about going to tour? Not many people have the talent of being hillarously stupid.

@KhanSaba1278 You're either not a real person, or sharing the account with 20 other people.

Hello I am new here my name is skylar 55 years old woman where are you from old man

What's there for me to "prove to you"? You made a stack of assumptions that were all wrong. Just take the "L" and find some other thread.

Limiting the number of replies from Nigeria would sure cut down on those "I want to join the Illuminati" posts.

@NoteNeeded @aaronp613 But...the former owner of the Bank of Nigeria is promising me millions of dollars! 😛

@aaronp613 What about muting entire regions? No one cares if Nigerians posing as Americans are in the replies- we don’t want them in our feed.

Here is your first look at X's upcoming "Region Conversation Control" feature You will be able to limit replies to your post to people from specific regions.

Thanks for demonstrating your never ending willful ignorance of science, and fear of reading articles that answer your questions. "Creationism was first" is a claim, so the burden is on you to prove the existence of matter is due to creation. If you can't understand the difference between mythology faith and how the scientific method words (and again, are too much of a pussy to read articles), then at least admit to being intellectually lazy. Dismissing the entire science of cosmology because "Jack only listed one priest" is an intellectually dishonest argument. The fact that Georges Lemaître (the physicist who first proposed the Big Bang model -- which is a scientific model with evidencs, unlike creationism) was not only a physicist but a priest, demonstrates the fact that creationists who think one has to he an atheist to understand and accept the Big Bang explanation are clueless fucking morons.

@satansplain @neoM314 @ThomasSowell Thanks for admitting you can’t articulate it. That was my point. Creationism was first so the burden is on you to prove otherwise. If you can’t and realize there’s also “faith” in your belief then at least have some humility about it. Using “ONE PRIEST” is a weak argument