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i've been meaning to make this image for over two years @WKNC881 @wxyc @WNCU

reading Moby-dick for the first time and they call the guys with harpoons the ‘poon boys????

@BeerEmoji Should I read the other books?

@grimtuple Mentally I’m stuck to the tesla tree in a T Pose

Mentally I’m here

@verycutedog Hyperion!

@yourmorals I am trying to determine this rn. Cosmopolis sucked but having fun with white noise

🫡 #1 is still a perfect album

@planning_troll @nyangosling owned

Managed to play a tennis match WITHOUT letting out a ric flair WOOOO!

AC still don’t work but I got this thing out!

@otherjrobbins Yesssssss

My father-in-law told me he’s three years older than his wife and I meant to call him a cradle robber and instead I called him a grave robber and now they’re mad at me

AHGHGGHGHHGGG BABY GOLDFINCH

@planning_troll son of a FUCK I am so bad about labeling my plants, especially when growing from seed

baby’s first dahlia

ashamed to admit that I finally heard a 100 gecs song thanks to Spotify auto playing whatever when you finish an album

Why play pickleball when you could be a bullpen catcher!!!

dreamed the head of the nypd told me “somebody’ll kill something if they can’t take a crap”

the cheap Mexican restaurant nearest me finally raised its prices. It’s so over

Squash too big

Back to work