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your worst day in gary indiana is your best day in london mate

@garlicbread_man and its the murder capital of the US. indiana win

Michael jackson was born in a town called GARY???

@garlicbread_man the other places are also mysteries to me unfortunately

@groatted ok my bad. i will educate myself on the oklahoma ways. But what about the other places? A movie about delaware??

so many american places ive jeard of but what are they? What is Oklahoma? What is Arkansas??? Delaware??????

getting side eyed and sighed at for my piercings by a mf who got kicked out of the military and got 3 girls pregnant

@garlicbread_man nevermind they also brought the pervert that i thought was ousted from the family but ig not

@groatted are they super crazy and dangerous or anything

@garlicbread_man not dangerous just the most annoying people possible. loud and obnoxious

@garlicbread_man they brought tents to sleep in our yard bro. im losing my mind

@groatted Do u know if theyre sticking around??

@garlicbread_man i dont know i dont know

@groatted wtff im sorry bro what are you even meant to do??

you guys made paris mwendwa cry i hope you suffer every day for the rest of your lives

my first illness of the summer. and there will be about 15 more.

listening to purple mountains not even trying to have a good night

i drank the weakest vodka seltzer ever and i can feel it am i the gayest person ever?

@garlicbread_man insider reporting

@groatted instagram note reference

i am a scientist

@garlicbread_man im booking a trip rn lock ur doors

it is friday

@poppyliwanag people hate when you serve "i grew up ugly and basically mute, i dont know how i got here"

always surprises me when a hot person is on twitter. if i were you id be outside

@_BCcruz_ that scientist friend that seeks to understand all of their impurities and evils yet unknown

@groatted The scientist friend

I’m lowkey in July but I don’t post about it