Gareth Robb

@TailorQuigley1 @fesshole Done a couple of marathons….hated them both. Half’s are perfect

@fesshole Ive completed the half marathon distance and found it just perfect to be honest. No injuries and feel i could do more and get faster. The marathon just seems like pure misery to be honest! No appeal whatsoever

All my gym-going/marathon running friends are having operations to fix torn ligaments and busted knees. I'm fast approaching middle age, not too fat really, and I sit on my sofa every night eating biscuits. Never been to a hospital in my life. Not once.

@Lfc_samie Kewell

Liverpool champions league winning team 2005 Guess the missing player Level: Hard

@NoContextBrits Red Leicester cheese

@London2000x @trwsenti Would do if 2 drinks wasn’t £15!

@trwsenti Who goes to the same pub every friday? Its not 1995

£32K a year. Same pub every Friday. Uber Eats 4 nights a week because he's "too tired." Hasn't read a book since school. Takes one holiday a year to the same resort. Describes himself as "comfortable." What are you comfortable with exactly?

@_kimberdiaz___ It was all over every tv and radio station. The hype was unreal!

imagine waking up on a random day in july 1997 and oasis have just released d’you know what i mean?

@Daneyboy33 @dawesy2801 👏🏻👏🏻🤣

@dawesy2801 Mid 2000s Topman fit 😆

What is going on with the fit of the shirt!? Sleeves are so short and the neckline looks terrible!

@henrywinter Can’t remember Leicester’s stats but it can’t be far off their title defence season with Ranieri 🙈

Liverpool’s anaemic title defence has to go down as one of the worst in years. To play with this lack of intensity, this lack of organisation defensively, this lack of pace is so poor and reflects badly on Arne Slot. Liverpool teams have identity. This one doesn’t.  Liverpool are such a difficult watch: good players shorn of energy and belief (Kerkez and Mamardashvili played well, Ngumoha deserves to come on earlier). Mitigating factors exist, including the failure to move earlier last summer and land Marc Guehi that proved very damaging.   A decision has to be made on Slot in the summer, but surely not now. Not while Liverpool are still in the Champions League  - although PS-G’s Kvaratskhelia, Dembele, Barcola and Doue will take some stopping by that vulnerable defence. Not while they are still in the FA Cup - although they travel to Manchester City four days before visiting PS-G. And not while they still have a chance of finishing in the top five - although their run-in involves run-ins: Everton, Manchester United and Aston Villa away. Fulham, Palace, Chelsea (six-pointer) and Brentford at home. Forbidding schedule. #LFC

@NatureChapter The frog gets a happier ending than having a lifetime stuck in a glass box 😞

@richjacques10 Suarez/Sturridge to Balloteli/Lambert/Borini 🤯🤯

Is there a bigger downgrade at any club in football history to go from Vardy to Ayew/Daka 🤯 #LCFC

@Livin_Liverpool He’s a regular why would he make himself a squad player

Bring BACK Harry Wilson to Liverpool. 🔴 -> Premier League proven -> The best RW in the PL currently -> 15G/A and counting this season.. WOW

@dtrain22k Indigestion for a week!

Raw onions are better on a burger than grilled onions. I can’t believe we are even having this debate.

@jonnieivandoyle To be fair Klopp had some stinkers as well, never changed tactics.

Its fukin heartbreaking when you watch clips of Klopp`s style of attacking football. Compared to the shit we see on the pitch now....im speechless why this man is still in charge

@rudkin_abigail I like him, just hope he’s not like a Klopp player that’s done in a year or 2 the way he’s all in 100mph all the time

Honestly I’d be happy if we signed him. Quality player and I hate coming up against him… plus he’s a red 😉

@YazzLFC 100%

Anthony Gordon to LFC ... Yes Or No?

@pollybirkbeck One reviewer compared it to the Matrix and I was sold…….it definitely isn’t that!

Just watched Everything Everywhere All At Once. I am still staring at the credits thinking ‘why have I just wasted 2 hours of my life on that kaleidoscopic headache of a film?’

@saylordocs People have been drinking coffee since the beginning of time

Been totally off caffeine for over 2 weeks now Have noticed 0 positive benefits Fascinating Does it take longer or is this a scam

@AnythingLFC_ There’s definitely a bit of Moreno in there 😵‍💫😂

Konate posting this on Instagram 📱😂 That’s the most Kerkez photo ever😂👏

@SteveM962 My mate got a lifetime ban and escorted home by the police for stealing a pack of Twix from woolies 😂😂

Do you remember those naff LPs you used to get in Woolworths in the 70s where session singers covered the hits of the day? This edition of #TOTP has rubbish Woolies album written all over it.

How did we go through the years so quick, it went from britpop to this way to quick 😢 #TOTP

@DavidDack Sub 20 from experience, took years!

Which is more impressive: a sub-20 5K or a sub-1:40 half marathon?