groovy

somebody pick my baby up from school i’m at the bar.

The joy of owning beautiful things, a good knife, a proper linen towel, a jar of excellent honey, one soul encapsulating perfume, over many mediocre things. Doing this slowly across every domain.

01:50:02

gonna carry this pic around in my wallet like people do with photos of jesus

Ngl the older i get the more i appreciate being left out of the loop. don’t fill me in. I don’t want to know anything about anyone.

showing up to tony (2026) in this

Memorial Hermann gave me a fade on my bush thank u memorial hermann <3

the drs discharged me from the hospital bc they said i was the fastest recoverer ever

Oh to be Carrie and Miranda having a cupcake from The Magnolia Bakery

lunes

out da hospital straight to da pho ben

I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons

they’re gonna put me in the contraption

the reason why fast fashion and afterpay and uber eats are popular right now is because no one practices delayed gratification anymore everyone wants everything right now, there is beauty in the wait!

The name's Vicky. That's Mrs. Woah if you're nasty!

sitting in a room full of people and pretending im not the elephant

@umaguhma u want the fart cold foam on it ??

told my coworker i put the espresso up my ass and jump up and down to make shaken espressos I Am Never Getting A Real Job