grourk

Deputies, Fire Notified of Vehicle Over the Side Via iPhone Emergency Satellite Service This afternoon at approximately 1:55 PM, @CVLASD received a call from the Apple emergency satellite service. The informant and another victim had been involved in a single vehicle accident

My mom told Roger Stone he’s ruining the country and going to hell. 🥹

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@DoorDash_Help I think you lost mine. There was a Dasher assigned in app for a bit, and I’ve texted them, no response. Still shows “contact support for ETA”. Been on hold forever.

Our service has been restored and we are currently Dashing all outstanding orders. Our apologies for any inconvenience!

@davidzh Finally!

@grourk forums.tesla.com/forum/forums/d…

@elonmusk Will you build a hyperloop from Bay Area to SLC so I and my kids can visit my aging parents more often?

@davidzh Really?! I’ve been wanting this every time I get compressed into the steering wheel after Kj drives it.

@grourk you can do this now with the latest software update.

That was the darkest Malcolm in the Middle I have ever seen.

Ah, it's a guitar being played with a roll of electric tape. youtube.com/watch?v=0W3YQu…

btw www is pronounced "sextuple-you"

The easiest way to win at ping pong is to put the paddle down and get a job like a real adult. You're 31. What're you doing with your life?

Sweeney Ridge graffiti

Snark is the idiot's version of wit.

Some moments remind you.

Life is good.

Happy Birthdays!

Kjersti is gone, so… Food court dinner to go (2nd time this week), Coors Light, Swedish Fish, and code.

Johnny Depp rumored to retire. Finally hanging up his hat and scarf and scarf and scarf.