Michael Grunder

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@AaronSiriSG awards.fellforitagain.com/share/AQBWHpZB…

Trump's pick to head the CDC, Erica Schwartz, would likely be a disaster. Schwartz led nationwide Covid-19 vaccine deployment and her long track record of directly issuing rights-crushing civilian and military vaccine mandates, including mandating injection of smallpox, anthrax, and flu vaccines into U.S. Forces, and discipling those that refused, reflects she lacks the basic ethics and morals to lead the CDC. This agency does not need another cheerleader for industry; it needs a regulator over industry. Her prior promotion, let alone mandates, of nearly a dozen different vaccines leave little hope she will objectively oversee CDC’s vaccine program which has, between 1986 and the 2026, gone from 3 injections to 29 injections, including in utero, by an infant’s first birthday, while chronic childhood disease has gone from under 10% to over 40% of children, most related to immune system dysregulation. SOURCES: For examples of Schwartz mandating vaccines, see: media.defense.gov/2019/Feb/25/20… media.defense.gov/2019/Feb/19/20… dcms.uscg.mil/Portals/10/CG-… For increase in vaccine schedule, see: cdc.gov/vaccines/sched…; cdc.gov/vaccines-pregn… (perma.cc/DAX5-MKSW); cdc.gov/vaccines/hcp/i… (perma.cc/TM2U-2HBQ). The 29 injections in 2026 only include routine vaccines and the Covid-19 vaccine. Also see table on page 37 of Vacines, Amen. For rise in chronic health, see: pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/3944229/ (perma.cc/NGA9-93KW)(“According to data from the National Health Interview Survey (NHIS) [1979-1981] over two million children under 17 years (3.8%) are afflicted by chronic conditions that cause some limitation of activ-ity.”); pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC16… (perma.cc/KN4A-94TV) (“Data from the National Health Interview Survey indicate that the prevalence of activity-lim-iting chronic conditions among children under age 17 years doubled between 1960 and 1981, from 1.8 to 3.8 per cent.”); pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/9551003/ (perma.cc/JTZ5-JBNK) (Among “children younger than 18 years who were included in the 1992-1994 National Health Interview Survey … [a] significant proportion of children, estimated at 6.5% of all US children, experienced some degree of disability.”); cdc.gov/chronic-dis-ea… (perma.cc/N4GT-38L2) (“Chronic diseases are defined broadly as conditions that last 1 year or more and require ongoing medical attention or limit activities of daily living or both.”); pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21570014/ (perma.cc/62JZ-SRY4) (The 2007 National Survey of Children’s Health found that: “An estimated 43% of US children (32 million) currently have at least 1 of 20 chronic health conditions assessed, increasing to 54.1% when overweight, obesity, or being at risk for developmental delays are included.”); pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/40058728/ (perma.cc/3VHC-L7H2) (Only considering a “condition that is typically pediatric-onset and expected to be persistent or severe” or a “functional/ activity limitation related to a condition that is typically pediatric-onset and expected to be persistent or severe” from the National Health Interview Survey data it found that children falling into this category “has risen from 22.57% in 1999/2000 to 30.21% in 2017/2018”); https://www.cdc. gov/school-health-conditions/chronic-conditions/index.html (perma.cc/298V-C59B) (“In the United States, more than 40% of school-aged children and adolescents have at least one chronic health condition”); See Part IV of Vaccines, Amen for additional sources. For relationship of chronic health issues to immune system dysregulation, see among other sources: pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30741719/(http…; pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/28849096/ (perma.cc/HZ8E-ETE5); pub-med.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/39426507/ (perma.cc/BTM6-HFF8); pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC53… (perma.cc/KZS3-5ERS); pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/39481220/ (perma.cc/H9QN-U2E7); pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10… (perma.cc/LV9U-GQKE); pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/39681901/ (perma.cc/LN7W-ZAX8). See Part IV of Vaccines, Amen for additional sources. cnn.com/2026/04/16/hea…

@esjesjesj devs need to nerf it in the next patch for sure

Elmo’s teaching kids Arabic now.

@TheInsiderPaper Who do I call when my Ford antitank missile breaks down? 🤔

BREAKING: The Trump administration wants automakers (GM, Ford) and other American manufacturers to play a larger role in weapons production, reminiscent of a practice used during World War II — WSJ

@rev_joe_blank @SnowHimbo That would help with people's commute Just go full Mad Max: Thunderdome

@SnowHimbo So what does this even mean? Are they going turn turn out a Ford Focus's with chain guns welded to the hood?

Good, great even.

@GmorganJr @ComicDaveSmith @Ace_Archist Shocking given you're a Republican party apparatchik

@ComicDaveSmith @Ace_Archist I strongly disagree that having Republicans maintain control is the worst case scenario.

Yeah the right deserves to lose. Of all things to criticize Dave over. Lmao.

@nypost I mean who amongst us hasn't done this?

RFK Jr. once chopped off a dead raccoon's penis to 'study later' while on a family road trip trib.al/GRIk0oS

@0millennial @scotthortonshow Libertarians relationship to capitalism is best understood as a religious belief.

@scotthortonshow Love your stuff, but, what annoys me about libertarians is they think everything good is some form of capitalism. If China is capitalist then the word is essentially meaningless now Im not saying its strictly communist either. But you dont get to claim whatever it is as yours

China: *abandons Marxism for Friedmanite quazi-free markets 40 years ago* American: “Wow, Marxism is working great over there.”

@scotthortonshow 🤡

@IceSolst Kindergarten? The real 10x chads learn to code in the womb.

YC execs must pivot. Now targeting kindergarten.

@mtracey Nah. Angela McCardle told everyone Trump was the first libertarian president and she's like chief dunce at the libertarian dunce caucus

In April 2024, Trump deployed his massive political capital as three-time GOP presidential nominee to get FISA warrantless surveillance renewed for a period of two years, by way of his lackey "MAGA Mike" Johnson, with the idea being that Trump was going to be in power when it next came up for renewal in April 2026, and although Trump wasn't a "fan" of FISA in the abstract, he *was* a fan of himself prospectively wielding the warrantless surveillance powers in a second term! Sure enough, that has now come to pass, with Trump currently demanding that Congress renew FISA, and deploying his Administration's resources to impart what an urgent necessity this is, given the war with Iran, and other Important National Security matters. According to Trump: "With the ongoing successful Military activities against the Terrorist Iranian Regime, it is more important than ever that we remain vigilant, PROTECT our Homeland, Troops, and Diplomats stationed abroad, and maintain our ability to quickly stop bad actors seeking to cause harm to our People and our Country. The fact is, whether you like FISA or not, it is extremely important to our Military. I have spoken to many Generals about this, and they consider it VITAL. Not one said, even tacitly, that they can do without it — especially right now with our brilliant Military Operation in Iran." So much of what he's doing now was 100% telegraphed well in advance -- certain people just didn't want to see it. Trump 2024 was the worst-covered presidential campaign of my lifetime, with audience-captured "alternative media" being the biggest culprits.

@LPNational @amitylee13 @JessiCowartTX The children do yearn for the mines

Jessi Cowart is running for Texas House to bring balance back to Austin with a voice of reason, respect and liberty. #Libertarian

@Olivia_Reingold I'm sure Matt Taibbi will write an article about these plucky upstarts sticking it to the man 🤘

read it and weep legacy media!!

@SnowHimbo I didn't know every part was edible but I learned they were edible from the Sopranos

Every single part of a dandelion is edible BTW and there's like a million of them. Shocked more people don't know this.

@PolymarketSport There's no point to going to the soccer games anyway since all matches end 0-0 and are decided by penalty kicks

🚨JUST IN: FIFA has banned tailgating before World Cup matches at major U.S. stadiums. Tailgates are normally free to attend.

@mtracey Defenestration is a great word. I didn't know you could use it figuratively. I thought back in the day people were just constantly throwing each other out of windows.

Even if you despise Eric Swalwell, this warp-speed defenestration is an insane precedent. Campaign implodes, mass disavowal, criminal probe, has to resign under threat of *expulsion* -- all for what seemingly boils down to some hookups/flings/flirtations with consenting adults!

@JackPosobiec Go back to whining about woke snow white or whatever it is you usually do. It's more your speed

The Strait of Hormuz just became the Strait of America U mad?

@DBrozeLiveFree It's the beginning of the coordinated pivot to Vance.

bingo. These are the mainstream alternative media trying to catch up to all of us in the real alternative media who have been calling this out for years. Spare me "at least they are waking up bullshit" replies

@plainionist I like to call them Scrum Lords Also no

Do teams of skilled software engineers even need Scrum Masters?

@varrock Your first claim is untrue. Police departments sometimes have a maximum IQ for candidates. In one famous case an applicant was denied for being too smart and the courts said it was completely fine. > Robert Jordan v. City of New London