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@anon_opin Nepotism... Obviously

Why was Prince Andrew even a trade envoy in the first place? He has no discernable skills in business or any other area.

@anon_opin Since you are a person who refers to themselves as Dude, you need any advantage you can get mate

As a tall dude I absolutely think women have the right to filter out men under 6ft on dating apps. But when you're dismissing over 4/5ths of all men sight unseen based on a singular physical characteristic, you should be aware I have options and won't settle for average myself.

@fesshole Sorry Bunny ears for the win my man sized hands don't do loop swoop and pull or the Ian knot method

I am a 40 year old man, who has only just learnt how to tie my shoelaces properly. I have spent my entire life using the two bunny ear approach. My 8 year old daughter recently explained how to tie laces like an adult.

@anon_opin You could say this about any band though, the industry is London based, Liverpool is where they are from.

London has a far greater claim to The Beatles than Liverpool. They recorded all their albums there, and wrote all their best songs there. They were good in spite of being from Liverpool, not because of it. London made them.

@manutd0568 @anon_opin The Scouse accent you're thinking of isn't a true reflection of the people of Liverpool, Harry Enfield and Brookside didn't show the softer well spoken side, just the rough and ready

@anon_opin They didn’t sound like the scousers of today lad. They toned down the scouser accent .

@anon_opin Note to self... don't be a cunt, get vertical led strips for the car!

Cars with bright white horizontal LED strips across the front are made by and for cunts.

@anon_opin Someone doesn't remember Group B rally

For one season the FIA should remove all restrictions from manufacturers. Never mind seeing who's the best driver; let's see who's the most bonkers and/or innovative manufacturer.

@anon_opin The only thing baby shark undid was every parents last nerve

It might be the most annoying thing in the world, but Baby Shark is undoing all the species image damage that Jaws did. It's conservationally good.

@anon_opin Alright Trig, claim down

Brooms really need to be redesigned so they work both on the push and pull stroke. Scattering things everywhere on the push simply isn't good enough.

@fesshole This is not a Fess, nor a brag! I Think they were having a stroke while typing this, either kind... But definitely a stroke

I make tea by boiling milk while stirring the bottom, then adding black tea and sugar and boiling until it becomes thick and orange. No water. Absolute nectar whether hot or cold. This is a brag not a fess.

@anon_opin I've never had to re word a reply so much... What kind of park are you going to to?

Parkrun is just an excuse for people to piss and shit in the bushes.

@anon_opin No, a full circle would be cash is king /don't want to be totally controlled by government/don't want to rely wholly on technology that can be manipulated

The Venn diagram of groups pushing that 'cash is king' and those with a vested interest in money laundering is practically a circle

@MrJamesMay @AllisonPearson Tinky Winky is at least 50 years ahead of thatcher in the line to be on a note

@AllisonPearson Dill the dog, bagpuss, Trumpton mayor, Tinky Winky.

Bank note heroes: Shakespeare obvs. Nelson. Churchill, Jane Austen, Brunel, Wellington, George Eliot, Margaret Thatcher, Alexander Fleming, Stevenson, Darwin, Crick & Watson (one Yank allowed?), Alan Turing, Berners Lee, Florence Nightingale… Who am I missing?

@anon_opin Relationships are over when someone realises their best will never good enough, it normally takes a while but thats the point of no return

A relationship is over when one of you doesn't back the other up in public. Anything up to that point is salvageable, even cheating if you are repentant and the other is forgiving. But as soon as that public disunity line is crossed, it's fucked.

@benonwine No, but would have privatised the water beneath them and stole their oars

Would Margaret Thatcher have stopped the boats? YES or NO

@anon_opin This mentality ruins it for everyone, i was painfully shy as a kid but got cast as Joseph in Joseph and the amazing technicolour dreamcoat once, the part was dumbed down to extent that sheep 3 had more lines than me, his line was "Baaa". let the show off kids do the big parts

Primary schools need to keep a record of who does what part in school plays, because they all just end up rotating the same 2-3 kids for the main parts. It's not a west end production and no one is there for the acting. Let everyone have a turn.

@anon_opin Are you thinking of a scarf?

Men's ties are generally terrible. But there's something magnificent about a knitted tie. If you have to wear a tie for work then wear a knitted tie.

@Suzierizzo1 @JohnCleese Surely not, you'll be saying Israel has something over him that's forcing him to help them start an illegal war next!... Oh wait!

What do you think? 👇👇

@anon_opin Make up your mind, is it on its way out? Or ever increasing? We can all agree on a unimaginable amount of cunts using it though

Social media feels like it's on its way out. It used to be a good way to connect with people you know, but it's turned into a swamp of fake posts created for engagement, people trying to make money of these, bots, and seems to host an ever increasing number of cunts.

@anon_opin Thats two lots of terminology I have no clue about

Lord of the Rings is a homage to gay men. Gandalf is a Daddy, Legolas a twink, Aragorn a soft butch, the dwarves are bears, the Hobbits are cottagecore, Saruman a power top, Boromir a tragic himbo, and the orcs are toxic Grindr. Of course, a precious ring gets destroyed.