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Anyone into "resistance stretching" (aka meridian stretching) & familiar w Bob Cooley's work? Would be happy to chat. DM.


@Kikuhiko_lol @bayneframer And therefore, we should force our ideological beliefs onto our children and ignore evidence-based child rearing? 🥴







Here’s the story of how I went from being scammed out of my family’s estate into total destitution to traveling the world with an eccentric millionaire to building a secret technology business with a wizard to losing the business and falling into worthless potato depression to resurrecting myself and restoring my business: The Orpheus X Aquari Lore At the end of November last year I was forced to shut down my business - Aquari. This had a severely catatonic effect on me. Aquari wasn’t just another failed business venture, to me, it was the symbol of my resurrection. The month of December I was a literal catatonic moron - barely functional. I felt like a lead balloon, an empty tube of toothpaste, a withered scrap of broccoli. I have never been so entirely useless before. The business I had built over the previous year was axed just as it was gaining momentum. I felt like a puckered chicken, plucked and beheaded and left to gurgle the last of its life blood in self-defeating penumbral insanity. A lot of first year businesses fail - glory be to those who try even if they fail. The frustrating thing was I hadn’t failed, in the six months Aquari was running I was in profit, a small profit, but still a profit. I had built something literal and tangible. Something that could stand-alone, mechanically and symbolically. An item that people could hold in their hands, wear, enjoy and benefit from. And my business was being forced into closure by sheisty “corporate interests”. The true tale of Aquari began like a crack of lightning in the sky - a serious GODSEND - After I got a random DM that saved me from complete financial destitution, and losing the wealth of my entire family’s estate, marooned on a proverbial shipwreck of my own making, in a South American country with barely a bean in my pocket. I had enough money to rent a shitty apartment for a month with my one treasured item - my motorbike. (I’ll save the details of this story for another post) Fast forward a year and my life had changed dramatically. Through providence, synchronicity, and divine grace, the DM I had received was from a wealthy (based) eccentric businessman - he required specifically *my* help, and I fell under his employment for the year. My esoteric knowledge and schizoposting over the last few years were not for nothing! If it wasn’t for a long thread about druids, hyperboreans, and secret nazi technology - none of this would have happened. Carl Jung is right: “No matter how isolated you are and how lonely you feel, if you do your work truly and conscientiously, unknown friends will come and seek you." You could say I was his esoteric advisor tasked with connecting him to a variety of people because of his interest in alternative health technologies. Through Twitter, I have made a lot of worthy connections. That year was extraordinary - a lot of travel, a lot of introductions, a lot of magic. One of the introductions was to a wizard. A wizard with a selection of inventions. A cupboard full of wonders and peculiarities. By "Wizard" I mean inventor, scientist, and… alchemist. He has his own story coming from a long line of European Alchemists and a secret tradition that had its roots in the 16th century. He combined his knowledge of sound engineering, frequency science (including cymatics and Nogier frequencies), and Chinese medicine to create a technology that can elicit positive benefits for the human body and mind. Having had a long time interest in alternative technology, I intended to work with him. My employer (and friend) had wanted me to find him a druid, and well, I found the next best thing. It all seemed rather celestial – as if ordained. NOTE: This was my first soiree into entrepreneurship, I had several jobs prior to this, most notably journalism, in which I was trained, and then construction (how I came to lose what was left of my families’ estate in a South American cult and end up almost destitute). Everything I’ve done in my adult life up to now has been an attempt to find sovereignty and self determination and to discover alternative systems and technologies, and I've found adversaries at every turn. (It's a bit of a family tradition - for context my family were colonials in Africa who lost a lot of wealth in the collapse of the British Empire.) Anyway, it seemed all ordained, but there was a problem - a potential spanner in the works. The wizard was already in business with another guy (the silent partner who tried to shut me down). However, the wizard wanted to end their partnership and leave his home country because of the outrageous tax imposition on small businesses. So we bought the rights to the IP, essentially buying out the silent partner, and giving the wizard a ratline out of Europe. But to complicate the matter, the agreement had a clause for another payment the next year upon success and fulfillment of the contract. A year later, (Dec 2025) and I'm staring down the barrel of a price tag that I can’t afford. The start-up had run me dry, and no matter how much I worked it was perpetually measured against this impossible target I had to hit. It didn’t matter that the wizard said we could build slowly and expand, there was a fatcat in the backroom twirling his pocket watch waiting for the moment he could say “cough up”. The contract was predatory and he was gatekeeping the technology, which he didn't even create. and all I want to do is get it out there. We tried to come to a different arrangement, he refused, eventually threatening legal action. So dejected and in a kind of disbelief I accepted to be shut down. The next two weeks I was functionally returdid. Pitiful to say but it really hit me hard after dedicating an entire year and my savings to this. It threw me back into the doom spiral I had after escaping a cult in South American. The future went greyscale again. I had gone from losing everything, to building my way back to having something, only to face losing it all over again. Mentally, this period felt like me sitting in a bowl of cold congealed miserably stodgy turgid potato soup, with my nose just abreast the water line, sniveling for air. “Now, I am Become Potato, the boiler of Starch.” Then January comes along, and I emerge from my cold soup of self pity. Peering around with a little bit more life, I see a biscuit. A crumbly biscuit, the kind you would dunk in your tea. And I think to myself: “Would you risk it?” “Would you risk it…for a biscuit?” A feeling comes over me, like the embers are still burning and the lights are left on, like the party doesn’t need to end, and if nobody turns the music off, it will just keep playing. I can't wither away, what am I doing? I can’t just let it die, I’m a beast! A wolf! A hound! A feral animal with an unquenchable thirst for glory! I can’t be tamed! I didn’t do all of this for nothing! I can’t be plundered, I AM THE PLUNDERER and I can’t be gatekept, no no… THIS can’t be gatekept! I have to fight. What about all the feelings of destiny I had when I started this business, how it all aligned so perfectly, how it was the symbol of the resurrection of my entire life, how could I possibly just let it go? Who would I be to just let that all go? (A f@ggot, that’s who) So I started digging, talking to friends and using LLMs to work out what was really the legal situation behind this convoluted contract, and what the risks are if I continue my business etc. etc... And the conclusion I've come to is: I’M NOT FVCKING LEAVING Aquari is not just some energetic pendants, it's the start of a new technology, a different technology, a more based technology. And I will not have it gatekept! So, as of now, Aquari is back! I’ve decided to cut the price of the entire collection in half for this month. If you’ve never seen the product before, you can check out the thread i’ll pin in a post below. aquari.store














