GSW Hoops

My simple solution to tanking. Phase 1: Award preliminary ping pong balls using a weighted inverse performance index adjusted for strength of schedule, injury-corrected win probability, and a 12-variable regression model updated nightly by a committee of actuaries sponsored by Emirates. Phase 2: Preliminary ping pong balls are distributed by an independent custodial agent following a 60-day comment period in which all 30 franchises may submit objections in writing then all 14 non-playoff teams are evaluated by a Warren Commission-type panel that assigns each a parameter in a simple ridge regression model. the coefficients are public. It's all powered by AWS.

Fuck not Moody. That looked horrible.

@FlyByKnite But even inadvertent whistle wouldn’t be a shot clock reset right? I think they just blew it.

@gswhoops I'm with you. I've been wondering this myself. I'm pretty confused by it resetting. Although, I guess they just say it's an inadvertent whistle?

I don't know how to describe what I'm watching in Rockets-Warriors.

This team is comedy man

Should the shot clock have reset on that jump ball?

You buy an NBA game ticket more than 3 days out from the date you are a brave soul with what these teams putting on the court consistently

Santa Cruz in the Super Bowl, didn’t see that coming.

What a final defensive minute for Moody, dude was everywhere.

Won the title and instantly started jerking off his two timelines like they delivered the title

Warriors are the divorcee with high standards that didn’t realize they’re too old til it was too late and now they’re paying for it

Had 3 lottery picks with Steph Klay Dray Wiggins Poole and turned them into GP2 and Porzingis 😂😂😂😂

How does Miami not have a pick man

ITS ALL ABOUT THE U! HOW BOUT THEM CANES

I agree but win or go home stakes makes sense too.

Didn’t know you could get fouled by the ball.

Owner started meddling and playing GM… smoked 3 lotto picks in 10 month span and has been trying to save face ever since. Watch team win title despite of his screw ups and decided to double down. #ThankYouJoe

Agreed but not an Elam Ending fan either