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maybe it is really about cocks.

i see children, i see that they are the product of our own mistakes

11 year old me after the teacher said the ozone layer is getting destroyed daily

if a girl sends u saucy pics alafu ujifanye and act like u never seen a t!tty before its just etiquette>>>

Don't give niggas the benefit of the doubt. Doubt the benefit of niggas FRFR

The younger brother is always smart and the older brother is always strong.

“Social life is a distraction, real intelligence thrives in isolation.” - Nikola Tesla

Life is currently teaching me to be just as selfish as everyone else.

you literally learn nothing if you think you’re right all the time.

hii familia itabidi wakae chini watafute mtu mwingine who will make them proud

That was my soulmate fr. But I’ll find another

I have had this urge to move away and restart life where no one knows my name. That urge has been hitting my mind lately.

vile umechoka hivo alafu mtu anakupigia simu anakuambia 'guess ni nani?'

If she cheats, do not leave her immediately, that's running and men don't run. Forgive her and fake it until she lets her guard down. Watch her leave her phone unlocked to show you she has changed. She even starts speaking loudly when answering calls she would normally step out to receive. Make her believe you have truly forgiven her and when you feel it click, trust me you'll know, go and fvck her bestie or her cousin who is like a sister to her (I recommend) or the woman she's most insecure about. Fvck her up mentally so good that she remembers you years later and before you dump her for making become a cheater, remind her that a lannister pays his debts.

Uber Driver : "lakini Ruto lazima aende " Me : ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐

Simps wanacheza rough bana,mbona uanze kulipia fees bro wake.

the intimacy of protecting someone’s name when they’re not in the room

high school made me realize i only had friends because i saw them everyday

Mpoa ameanza kutumia dangerous words kama Wacha bhangi,huyu hajui heri niachane na mambo zake

If you think about it, a scientists whole job is to fuck around and find out