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@GeistDice @AtheistsL @Zaphoid @3DGlyptics the game is literally pandering to people who grew up rewinding tapes with pencils and IT GOT THE REWINDING TAPES WITH PENCILS PART WRONG

@GeistDice @AtheistsL @Zaphoid @3DGlyptics the hypothetical "if there wasn't a twitter tirade against this game" doesn't make sense because the reason the tirade even exists is because of issues like this. the game is based on nostalgia and it doesn't even get the fundamental details of that nostalgia right.

Rewinding the tape using a pencil was an intentional gameplay decision to emphasize physicality. If you can't even grasp this simple concept you literally got filtered by Mixtape and lost your right to speak on game design or aesthetics

@GeistDice @AtheistsL @Zaphoid @3DGlyptics i shouldnt have to explain how the fact that not one person on the dev team cared enough to try winding a cassette in real life before they put it in their game reflects poorly on their overall approach to portraying the past OR gamedev in general. what a cynical cashgrab

@GeistDice @AtheistsL @Zaphoid @3DGlyptics yeah but unlike mario, mixtape is a game that aims to at least portray real aspects of real culture in a fashion that is grounded in reality. the entire game is predicated off nostalgia for a specific era in american history.

@sebsincognito @_RQ354 @Valtgaming @glitch_prod I can't believe a 25 year old is arguing with me about this.

@guacodilian @_RQ354 @Valtgaming @glitch_prod I mean, it was Glitch’s idea to leave it to the fans to do all the work, anyone with a working brain could see how that was gonna backfire 🤷🏻

If there’s been any theatre cancellations or an inability to enter a region, we want you to know that we’ve been trying our best. There’s ratings compliance, security policy and legal rules specific to EACH country and theatre chains that we are trying to navigate around the clock. Some regions are straight up rejecting our distribution because there are censorship laws and we refuse to change the original vision of this show. In other regions, there are laws that say we can’t due to how close it is to its streaming release. Any cancellations or refusals have been due to security concerns. For example, one distributor wanted us to email them the raw video file so they could then mail it to ratings agencies by post. This is how leaks happen and we take this very seriously.  This however, does not mean we aren’t still trying relentlessly to enter these regions. We also want this finale to be accessible in as many countries as possible. Thank you all for helping the TADC finale get this far.

@RoseMarieAnon @RhockoHarrison You're not wrong. The voice acting industry is kept very selective and the pools of actors are often artificially kept very small to ensure job security for those already locked in with work. It's more like a secret club than an industry, really.

@RhockoHarrison I swear there's ten different English actors dubbing every Japanese game. They all sound the same to me. I hope they include a sub option Tbf, Star Fox has always been better in its native Japanese.

Beyond the line intensity being toned down, it's funny how in 64 everyone is clearly playing a character while in the new game it's generic dub acting.

@seo2909 @waters_noble the transformation is temporary, though. so not really

@waters_noble she is a toad turned human therefore shes... human

@o_saedd_2 You can feel the sheer contempt in your bones.

You can see how much the director of this animation hates Japanese anime especially Sailor Moon.

@sebsincognito @_RQ354 @Valtgaming @glitch_prod It's almost like everybody starts somewhere. If you think you could handle theater distribution better, go on and do it.

@_RQ354 @Valtgaming @glitch_prod It’s almost as if this was always a bad idea because they don’t know how to do this and it’s just getting worse and worse by every passing day

@KyronKiranov @limonpapii @Genki_JPN Well, no, because grifting is done for monetary gain.

@limonpapii @Genki_JPN You will, of course, say what the false narratives were and explain why they are false. You won't just make a claim without any backing, right? Because that'd be... grifting?

Metroid Prime 4 has still not appeared in any of Nintendo's financial sales reports. Sadly that means it did not reach over 1 million units sold on Switch or 1 million units sold on Switch 2 in the past fiscal year.

@HoneyPotGold @LordChoalith @TheDoctorLogos The question is "what color is the dress" not "what colors do you see on the dress"

@LordChoalith @TheDoctorLogos No the problem is idiots like you who think the point is what the color of the dress actually is.

I’m sure that I’m not Colorblind

@denpanopticon at this point people are collectively spending more time and effort complaining about modern art than going through the process of creating classical art

art after the industrial revolution is just people making Duchamp's fountain over and over again

Just watch the show/movie, play the video game, listen to the song All this other shit just makes you neurotic

@MrMockRock how to instantly out yourself as a swsh tourist:

Are these 2: a) A low point in the series b) The lowest point in the series

@DerobGreen @SHINBEEDABEST present examples

@guacodilian @SHINBEEDABEST Bro you haven't looked hard enough

Thinking about this type of character that was still popular well into the 90s despite having faded away when the bubble popped.

Stupidity

@JustCallMeJimi holy soy

You got Hana Uzaki and still you bitched and moaned.

@uramokedd you guys get way too heated over cartoons

Like nobody liked what you did last time what makes you think being all cool and serious like this is gonna fix anything

@stnabrat @InterestingSTEM Yeah they're usually groups of other humans

@InterestingSTEM there’s probably parasites controlling humans too

This image depicts a praying mantis being manipulated by a horse hair worm , a parasitic organism known for influencing it’s host behavior

@yurifanatical @outstreamed_ @angelicgirliex have a little compassion for people who are figuring shit out. we cant ALL be terminally online surly sourpusses who use r/AITA rules as an excuse to be sanctimonious dickheads to everyone who isn't up to speed on 13+ years of wokescolding & willful ignorance to intersectionality