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Just had a melt down at the self checkout

Good morning, Beijing! It’s a beautiful airport! Much better than shithole Newark Airport which is a Biden era airport.

outbreak of a 40% mortality rate virus while america is out of the WHO and rfk jr is in charge

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

my new walking buddy didnt show up today

cd ls cd ls….

Just realized my Apple Cash balance keeps going up because I spend too much fucking money jfc

Uno mas Albariño por favor jajaja

industry: gets hacked “how did the devs let this happen?” the devs:

Wheelchair coming thru.

Poor people should not be allowed to go outside

no way.

Wait I love ur cubic zirconium earrings

@gabriel_horwitz @punk9059 Why would u ever believe a man. First mistake

Turns out the story of the year was just...made up. and it gets worse. - John Doe is Chirayu Rana, 35, now a principal at Bregal Sagemount. he left JPMorgan and went straight to private equity. - The whole "threaten his bonus" premise collapsed. Hajdini reported to a completely different managing director than Rana. she had no say over his compensation. - JPMorgan pulled phone records, reviewed emails, interviewed the full team. found nothing. Rana even refused to participate in his own investigation. - A colleague described Rana as "socially awkward" but someone who "met the requirements" to stay at the bank. - Before any lawsuit, he tried to negotiate a payout in the "millions" to leave the bank quietly. they didn't bite. - He filed court filing, then his lawyers retracted it for "corrections" and deleted it. But the Daily Mail already ran the whole thing and the rest twitter did its thing. so he tried to get paid, didn't, then filed a now-retracted complaint against someone who couldn't touch his bonus. wild. feel terrible for her and her family.

He’s so skinny

looking at my grammy rn

@degenharambe This Rally Will Fail Like The Others.

i need to buy a gun