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उस ग़म के लिए क्या करू जिसकी अब आदत हो गयी है और जिसके बिना नींद नहीं आती

तू हाथों में तो है मेरे क्यों नही लकीरों में !!

> Earn salary, pay tax. > Keep money in account, pay tax. > Invest in FD, pay tax. > Invest in stocks, pay tax. > Invest in Gold and Silver, pay tax. > Buy any goods, pay tax. > Avail any services, pay tax. > Buy real estate, pay tax. > Buy a car, pay tax. > Drive on road, pay tax. > Buy car insurance, pay tax. Only way you don't have to pay tax is by staying at home and get free ration from Govt. That's what 80cr intelligent people are doing, that's what Govt policies want you to do. Only stupid people work hard and give everything to Govt as taxes.

Detachment is the key Spandan.

Not even a week has passed when a bomb blast took place right in the national capital under PM and HM's watch killing 13 people and leaving dozens injured that too at one of the prime locations,the least one could expect from the goverment is to stay low profile about the celebrations of their massive state elections win,PM sending across a message for this would've infact made him and his party look good in public's eye but here he himself is out on the streets celebrating the win,not a good indication imo. A movie team postponed their trailer launch as mark of respect for the victims which is a very small thing but speaks volumes about respecting sentiments of people and sorting out priorites of keeping nation first before anything..

Bond Naam to suna hoga.

I waana be this much rich

Never knew this..

@batohi_ बटोही जी बुरा मत मानना पर आप रंग अंधेरा हो गए है, ये "बरगंडी" है

And the man's lifespan?

@Kanatunga @rushtbhramin ये रेबीज कहाँ कहाँ फैलाते जा रहे हो 😡 अपना काना सीधा सादा पुरुष थे

Q: What is the doctor of female dinosaur called? Ans: Gynosaur

@Jagat___Janani ये रोमा बर्धमान से कितने दूरी पर है जी

Got all these in Rome from a bangaldeshi vendor 😭😭😭

मैं ये सब हूँ लेकिन मेरी अर्धांगिनी के लिए घर की दाल बराबर वाला हाल है 😥

मुझे पसंद हैं मस्तमौला अल्हड़ से लड़के ज़िम्मेदारी की टीशर्ट पर बेफ़िक्री की शर्ट चढ़ाए। मुड़े आस्तीन में आँसू छुपाते। कॉलर में स्वाभिमान ऊँचा किए लड़के! प्रकृति का वो फूल हैं जो अपनी महक से सब कुछ सुवासित कर देते हैं। इनका साथ एक सुकून है ज़िंदादिल लड़के ज़िंदगी बदल देते हैं।

@richamtripathi @isay_nobita You are the mam 😊

@gurugrameen @isay_nobita I remember my mom once cribbing when the maid went on a long leave "पंडितजी मेरा योग बताते हैं,ये कैसा राज योग है "...My dad replied" राज योग यही है that you can afford a maid...जिंदगी इस से बुरी भी हो सकती थी" That is where my positivity comes from😊

waaw... the positive approach in 2nd 🙏🙏

@isay_nobita Such a person in anyone's life or around is precious ❤️

@gurugrameen yeah

ये जरूर किसी फेमिनिस्ट के दोचे ने लिखा होगा 😹😹

@logan_jii @AsliKhuda @singh_AJ_58 Dhoodhna padega

@gurugrameen @AsliKhuda @singh_AJ_58 Kaunsa vala?

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