Gus the Newfoundland

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Gus the Newfoundland

@gusthenewfound1

Unapologetically salty with a passion for remorseless thieving. I drool all over the house where I spend my days napping and listening to Dolly Parton.

Katılım Ocak 2021
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My name is Gus. Follow me for some comedic relief throughout your day.
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The puppy allowed herself to get caught. Amateur. I have much to teach her. #PUPPIES
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This puppy is trying to steal my DNA by eating my drool.
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I was quietly enjoying my retirement when the humans thought I needed company. 🙄 Send help.
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Otis, Flash & Rainbow Benji & Charlie🌈
@gusthenewfound1 Oh dear pal. These puppers can be super pesky. I'm afraid my brother is two and a half now and still a pain in the behind. I don't have a quiet bolthole to offer you. You have my deepest sympathy.
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Happy Cinco de Mayo AND Happy Birthday to ME! I’m 6!
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I guess people that take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.
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I ate all of the Scrabble tiles from the family’s Scrabble game. The lady has me at the vet getting checked out. No word yet.
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The lady couldn’t find the pizza cutter. I told her to just use her old Bryan Adams CD. It cuts like a knife.
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Is buttcheeks one word or should I spread them apart?
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They continue to emasculate me. I will rise again.
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It’s not working. Be honest. Could you resist me?
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