Sam Gutelle

@CrossoverMLB something is buggy with the A-Rod row, it won't accept Griffey Jr. for the middle square or LaTroy Hawkins for the right-center square

@matthews_p @BenjySarlin @DrewSav @daveweigel the scissors were used in a "vote no" ad the dems ran in ohio. the scissors were shown cutting up the constitution, which struck me as a pretty accurate description of issue 1, all things considered.

As @daveweigel has tracked, Ohio now one of several abortion-related votes where the conservative ads looked like this — still no sign of success with this message youtube.com/watch?v=QdLtcX…

@visagermusic blowing pretty good! You're welcome <3

@crrepository what a twist

@gutelle they were my pickled beets from the day prior :'(

just saw a chipmunk pick up a rock to reveal a pickled beet beneath & everyone's day has been made

@crrepository how do you know the beet was pickled, did you taste it?

the chipmunk placed the rock back down in the exact same spot. so polite!

@visagermusic When are you going?

@speculutive wait you see it when people google you? i'm gonna start googling you from random locations to mess with you

@speculutive been watching interview with a vampire eh?

@speculutive boooooooo

@streeter_neisha if it's tubefilter related feel free to drop me a line at sam@tubefilter.com

@gutelle hey I have a question

@speculutive i'd be more impressed if you dressed like a chaste fairy

@AdamWeinrib I'm lucky to have never experienced either of those. Worst MLB stadiums I've been to are Nats Park and the old Kingdome

@gutelle Nothing about it excites me. Only positives are it's not from the '80s and it's not the Coliseum/Trop!

Nothing worse than playing extremely meaningful baseball in front of a crowd that looks like this against a 54-101 team. Can’t imagine that helps.

@swordplease so antipodean right now

@TaylorLorenz me

New Gut. newsletter is here. How long can I actually keep up my every-fortnight posting schedule? samsgut.substack.com/p/rip-mickey-s…

@swordplease i'm trying to get up intentionally at 7 am now. looking to live my dream as a Before-Work Gamer

Me two weeks ago: I will update my Substack when I feel like it Me now: I HAVE TO GET THIS OUT EVERY FORTNIGHT MY SUBSCRIBERS NEED ME samsgut.substack.com/p/meatballs-an…

@AdamWeinrib there's a lot of gobsmacking bits about the trade, but one of my favorites right now is "we waited patiently for two years while you recovered from TJ. You're finally back to being a good pitcher? Ok bye"

@gutelle And we kinda, maybe, sorta had 4 good starters at the time? Oh, well, at least they're guaranteed a playoff spot/don't have to earn one (spits out water) WHAT?!

The Cardinals' Jordan Montgomery would be an interesting fit in the Yankees' rotation right now, if the Aug. trade deadline still existed. Could fill Nestor Cortes' shoes during his IL stint. Worth examining.