ken spliffey jr

Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!

@PFTCommenter Hank hated it because of Bad Bunny

Future generations will be so confused by the plot of happy gilmore 2

@JeffDLowe Jeff where do you land on Sheetz fries?

Very tough draft of ball knowers. I wanted Steak N Shake badly. But mostly got the rest of what I wanted or expected. Burger King hive stand up. Best delivery fries. Stay relatively crispy in those awful steam trap bags.

@DogWalkBarstool @JeffDLowe @EddieBarstool @TheClemReport @martymush @BarstoolChief Where do we land on Sheetz fries?

Who won the Fast Fries Draft?

@PFTCommenter Just throw a bunch of him at once, he’s bound to eat one

Happy 3rd birthday Blake. I didnt realize it but I have traumatized him by putting medicine in hot dogs. We start healing that trauma today

Dog was just waiting for his opportunity to get on the couch haha.

Seeing this game live was truly something special

“Sorry kids, but daddy can’t put you to bed on Thursday night. I’ll be in Pittsburgh dressed as a Bengal Tiger watching 20 year olds get jobs.”

It's just so perfect. Russell saying "this is from Isaiah" multiple times like he's about to start reading, then going back to flipping pages. The stone cold silence. Piers doing an Office bit looking into the camera. 10/10, no notes.

Trading has become trendy: Heading into this NFL draft, there now have been 23 trades since the start of the league year, including the Dexter Lawrence deal. From the start of the league year until night one of the draft last year, there were 15 trades.

@KyleBrandt love the Pirates jacket. Where’d you grab it from?

@PFTCommenter One of the guys is a former NFL player, actor and podcaster. The other is Arian Foster

That Arian foster would be a first round pick

I miss old lineup construction: 1. Fastest player 2. Bat control guy (he sucks) 3. Best all-around hitter 4. Best power hitter 5. Lumbering power or bust hitter 6. High-OBP guy who leads off now 7. Bad switch hitter 8. Catcher 9. Gold Glove defender (-5 DRS, can't hit)

On this day 13 years ago, Vine user Ryan McHenry began uploading a series of videos titled "Ryan Gosling Won't Eat His Cereal."

@BarstoolBigCat @barstoolspringb @Jerrythekid21 can you give Nikki advice on how to crack

I know there’s a lot of drama going on at the @barstoolspringb house right now but we need to remember Nikki Smokes still needs to crack. His words not mine

I think the problem is nobody's had a 2am walmart trip in over 4 years

It’s time.

I just smoked 16 blunts, not because I enjoyed it, but to get the marijuana off the streets - to protect our children and our families

@BarstoolChief my fiancé says use Castor Oil for your beard

First shift in the NHL. We’ll never see another Ovi again