Guylander

Watch THE BASEMENT every other week; here on this Twitter(X) account, Guylander on YouTube, or/and I'm working on getting the show on Pornhub for the goofs (and nudity of the films). Here's a little trailer I whipped up using the first three episodes.

@rprovilij @BoringBiz_ You’re using someone else’s copy-written art style as you pfp so you must agree

@BoringBiz_ This explains the resentment but not the moral leap from “I own too little” to “I may claim what others own.”

Peter Thiel explained perfectly why we are seeing a massive rise in socialism amongst millennials and young Gen Z

Always Sunny confirms the poster isn’t Ai generated

@CantEverDie At least it brings genuine human enjoyment

unironically yes golf courses are evil

@kylekuzma All things that make life better, not so you can he soulless

Golf courses,farms, and even suburban lawns burn through wayyy more water than AI data centers but somehow the outrage is pointed at compute.

@evanhill Wtf? I have no words, this is hilarious and so fuckin’ nuts

I bring up this video periodically to normal people and they dont believe me

You can’t retweet anymore? Idk what to say, I just wanted to find this later

@jab50yen Nah

Growing up is realizing Hugh Mungus was in the wrong 😔

@whyyjake What are you doing? Lol

did u know if you get banned on Hinge apparently it emails literally every single one of ur matches 😀😀😀😀😀

Best Paddy mic moment lol

@dieworkwear @audramlove Hell yeah

@audramlove yea, i'm a bot a bot to put deez nuts in your mouth

the one conspiracy i believe is that this place is full of bots programmed to say insane, incendiary things and they're funded by foreign organizations who want to divide americans and destabilize US society

@dieworkwear I can see it

Did they write Mario Bautista’s lines? #ufc329

@IAm_Not_APerson @213dummie @skullmandible Not what they said lil dide

@213dummie @skullmandible This reply says it all right here: "so they needed AI." Those are your words, not mine. I don't think that. You made that up for me. Also, students writing bad papers often, famously not well-known. Guy who doesn't read here is clearly you lmao

"how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???" we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing

@IAm_Not_APerson @geniusman16 @skullmandible I agree, but selling of your soul and brain to a multinational/billion dollar corporation does the opposite of helping

@geniusman16 @skullmandible Lots of angry assumptions flying around in these replies to me because people didn't consider other possible interpretations of my comment. People should practice those critical thinking skills that reading and writing are supposed to hone.

@ReflectiveRuby2 @skullmandible Nah, bullying works. Only and especially in the context of laziness. Which this is

@skullmandible This kind of mockery is exactly what discourages people from learning, so they will continue to keep using the AI slop and rotting their brain. We need to be kinder to them and help out, not take the piss.

@mstables1991 @skullmandible Just a retard in sheeps clothings

@skullmandible Or we are capable of making an original thought and we just don't feel like wasting hours formatting something that can be done in 10 seconds if we take the time to do the research upfront But good talk on that one

Man, i love the melting pot of America but why does my Bangladeshi roommate insist on making curry ice?

@Microinteracti1 You both are gay

Adorable. Truly. While you’re out there white-knuckling a steering wheel through an asphalt wasteland the size of a small nation just to reach a “restaurant” that’s actually a drive-thru with extra steps, we’re sat at a table for four hours, eating food that wasn’t engineered in a lab, surrounded by people we actually like. Six weeks off. Say it slowly so it lands properly. Not six days repackaged as a “long weekend,” not a guilt-ridden half-day stolen between emails — six full weeks, paid, expected, untouched by shame. You get a sad little PTO spreadsheet and a pat on the head for not using it. And that air conditioning you’re so proud of, working overtime to manufacture an artificial European spring inside a house you’ll occupy for the forty minutes between commute and unconsciousness — yes, very impressive. We just open a window. Revolutionary, I know. This isn’t a holiday. This is simply Tuesday. Premium life isn’t a marketing term over here, it’s the baseline. Do enjoy your humongous car park though. I’m sure it’s lovely this time of year, viewed entirely from inside an air-conditioned box, alone, again.

@JoltinJoe1010 @dreambendertv @UziCryptoo Its about double the healthy rate

@guylander1 @dreambendertv @UziCryptoo No it's not Explain why you think it is What are your sources that tell you that? List please

Reminder that Trump owes us all $8,700. $5,000 DOGE check. $2,000 tariff revenue check. $1,700 tariff refund check.