Guy Rhodes

@barstoolsports This is what is known as a cold spark machine and, as its namesake implies, the sparks it emits aren’t hot. You can do what this person did all day and be 100% uninjured. In fact, at trade shows, they demo these units with a salesperson holding their hand in the sparks.

The proper way to react to losing a darts match

@OC_Scanner @Parker_008 I was aboard one of those 10 aircraft (UA2609). We circled four times before coming in to land. I had some colleagues on UA1383 that had to divert to LAX for fuel.

BREAKING #SantaAna / #California A Disabled aircraft on runway blocking "about ten aircraft" from landing at SNA now. DAL329, SKW3395 have both diverted to LAX. Apparently the aircraft is *partially* in the grass at SNA - @Parker_008 with the scoop

@PhilSalesses Tell them no.

Several cars just went over the bridge into the water in Washington DC

@NycStormChaser These maps are confusing. Is the blue color clouds or clear? The key is also no help, with white labeled 100%. 100% what? Clear? Cloudy?

Here is the latest GFS cloud cover forecast for the eclipse on April 8th 2024, two weeks away. I will use this as an ongoing thread to post the cloud forecast each day between now and then. An easy way to go back and see how some models did leading up to the eclipse.

It's not even December yet. Why am I seeing Spotify Wrappeds and Top Nine images and all this year-end stuff? There are still five minutes left in this hockey game, folks.

@MarkLazerus This is a HOT BUTTON ISSUE FOR ME!!! Please make it stop.

NOTICE OF ANNUAL STATUS: It has been brought to my attention that several “year end / best of” photo retrospectives for 2023 have already been released, despite the fact that there is A MONTH AND A HALF LEFT IN THE YEAR!!!

If you're interested in backing my 2nd LP reissue, just a reminder that all physical items are being sold at a lower price ONLY for the Kickstarter. Check out the project video to get a glimpse of the compelling backstory, filmed and edited by @guyrhodes kickstarter.com/projects/skafi…

For my entire career, I’ve been told that if I worked for cheap / free, it would be great for my business as additional clients would come as a result of hearing about me. Guess what? IT’S NEVER HAPPENED. EVER. NOT ONCE.

When @vstpgh asks you for FREE pictures… A short story:

@tayloremrey S K E L L Y !

@steveo The lav mic does *not* sound better when recording your podcast ads. Stick with the handheld.

Still pic from the Kickstarter campaign video for my Debut Album Reissue in 2019. Pic: @guyrhodes

Annual reminder: Memorial Day is not Veterans Day.

@guyrhodes They done it before slate.com/culture/2019/0…

Are these bird sounds on The Masters real, or are they adding that in the truck?

@TheRealDtox @cshimala @GoPro @BillSimmons @GmanTavern @iloveMontis Being submerged in that river sounds terrifying.

Sunday Part #2 .Had so much fun jumping in Green River yesterday I made a return visit with @cshimala who is a magician with film work #GreatLakeJumper #GreenRiver #ChicagoRiver #sailordive #nohands #gopro @GoPro @BillSimmons @GmanTavern @iloveMontis

The World Baseball Classic is kinda cool - actual players from other countries! You know, unlike the “World Series.” I’ve never understood that name for a baseball tournament with teams from the USA only.

@StongJennifer @HeyItsMeSalty Prevailing winds will take the debris over the ocean, but leave the debris close enough for a possible recovery.

@HeyItsMeSalty Super confused bc here in Surfside Beach SC that thing wasn’t over the ocean as I watched it. Shook buildings at Broadway at the Beach

The #ChineseSpyBalloon is hit and going down ! ©️

I wouldn’t be surprised if, in our lifetimes, tackling is banned altogether from football. The sport will migrate to a flag version. Future generations will look back on tackling in the same way we now look back on those absurd 1920’s soft leather football “helmets.”