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@supergeekmike Delaware

@clapifyoulikeme @MattMarcotte I live there too! I practically lived at the AMC 14 in my teenage years

5 minutes till showtime, and I’m the only person in this 250 seat theater.

@GKountourides mygreekdish.com/recipe/galakto…

@connormcspadden Tough but(t) fair

@guythefirst I appreciate your theory but I'm calling humbug. The sensation itself feels too much like a self contained bubble of air to be chalked up to buttcheek sweat friction. Hoping this tweet can reach a real fart scientist so we can put this mystery to bed.

When you fart and it feels like you're blowing a bubble down there... what's going on? Like is there actually a thin film of doo doo mucus that blows up and pops? Or is it just the sensation of air building up pressure against the closed aperture of the booty hole? I WANT ANSWERS

@NYTGames in what world does it make sense to require the number to be written out rather than use a numeral? *Especially* on what is meant to be a coin. What a sad way to kill a streak

@cowgirltrobed I care about them whenever I wake up. In other words, I think about Troy and Abed in the Morning

does anyone still care about troy barnes and abed nadir from nbc sitcom community

@supergeekmike @CzechForRain Heck, it's not just Wishbone... Think about how much cultural awareness came from watching Looney Tunes...

@CzechForRain Like, legitimately, we used to have TV shows like Wishbone that just explained the plots of classic books to kids. Losing that means there are major influencers who have somehow never even heard of some of those classics. And that’s not his fault that he never had that resource.

Y’all motherfuckers need Wishbone.

@clapifyoulikeme Ok Gilderoy

@ravenscimaven Have you seen the recent discovery about a Nitroplast (Endosymbiotically-derived Nitrogen-fixing organelle in algae)? news.ucsc.edu/2024/04/nitrog…

MITOCHONDRIA AND CHLOROPLASTS... powerhouses of the cell, both baddies in their own right! This part of the molecular biology textbook is talking about the structure of their DNA (yes they have their OWN DNA!). It's CIRCULAR! Which is one of the reasons why we think they originated from bacteria :)

@Faqa @kenthecowboy_ Think how much more frugal it would be to play video games instead of flying First-Class to Paris for a two-week stay at the Ritz!

Stumbled upon r/frugal. I thought it would be cool tips and tricks for saving money, but it's actually just a forum for mental illness

@maimonides_nutz Why do *hole* jeans cost more than whole jeans

@PostingTreyf @jacobtaber I know I'm Jewish, but that's the thinnest pork chop I've ever seen

@jacobtaber Maybe the pork chop is seasoned with a single pepper flake?

Going to start dropping AS U WLD EXPECT into day to day communications

@maimonides_nutz Leave it to the sages. The parsleys would never...

@clapifyoulikeme Also-tell me you don't have pets or kids without telling me you don't have pets or kids...

@pdnell @POTUS @VP Wait it's a thing you can just *ask for*? How old (or young) can you be to get one? My birthday is before the inauguration...

@guythefirst @POTUS @VP (ssshhh it was a while ago, but POTUS had some things on his mind and a certain child didn't put in the request until a few days before.)

Dear @POTUS , Yesterday my dad got a birthday letter from you. I just wanted to say thank you. He was looking forward to voting for you again, and eagerly voted for @VP , and he’s not going to want a letter from the other guy when he turns 100. Thank you (and your staff).

what’s your favorite tv/sitcom crossover episode?

TODAY ON THE PODCAST! @CarlyJGarber stops by Disgraceland to talk about a CyberTruck freak in Orange County, a Red Bull-fueled rampage in Missouri, and a man in Spain who skipped work for a decade! @KennyLoggins’ “Danger Zone” is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Tune in now! Lynx-N-Reply

I prefer the Israeli dreidels (with a פ) over the diaspora version (with a ש)