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I’ve seen people argue for HOURS with a bot account that quite literally exists to piss people off and gain the maximum amount of engagement

It legitimately bothers me how so many people on this app don’t realize when they are actively talking to a bot

@ImYourHostVick3 @NFLonFOX Philly fans have to be the most retarded fans of all time holy

@NFLonFOX If you're interested in what the real top 10 best-selling rookie jerseys. Notice how Dallas Caleb Downs isn't listed, and in the Fox Graphics Browns, Spencer Fano is missing. It's a promotion.

A look at 10 of the top-selling jerseys from the 2026 NFL Draft picks 👕🏈

@moopwt @tomzbullington @GreenTextRepost

@tomzbullington @GreenTextRepost "And the lord said, yo Eve get that boy some ribs. And they were good" Leviticus:67

@leonw98835260 @cena17thszn Yeah man, I remember when Vince McMahon pitched the idea to creative for Owen Hart to fall 80 feet to his death Bit of an unusual storyline but I’m sure it worked out

@cena17thszn There’s NOTHING that you see in wrestling that’s not prearranged.

When Mark Henry broke a padlock on live television 😭 The production team messed up and didn’t weaken the lock, so Mark Henry had to break it with his bare hands World’s Strongest Man without a doubt

NO FUCKING WAY LMAOOO

what 50 hrs/week playing juno does to a mf⬇️👽

Are we all ready to admit that the initial pop was absolutely edited in or not yet

@B_Rockin_98 Meh, it’s just a boring slop series that’s been done already about 50 times before

Can’t understand the lack of self awareness from the crowd bashing “Gals Can’t Be Kind to Otaku?!” Yes it’s targeted to loser men like I was and still am who self inserted because the idea of being remotely noticed (or even shown kindness) by girls (especially popular) with shared interests is an appealing thing That same mean albeit popular crowd still finds a way to ridicule the thing that comforts/comforted the otaku, you can’t even seek solace in the escapism anymore 🤦‍♂️

All I see on my tl these days are fat tits and juicy asses

@GreenTextRepost Lobster buttery steak juicy

@Jazzyruf2 @ReaprLOL @SmallafroVYBE Damn tubster, you don’t have to cry about it

@ReaprLOL @SmallafroVYBE Nice duck face you’re gay of course you got Christ is king on your profile and yes go to my profile now and go haha pronouns in bio cuz that’s all you troglodytes can insult

I would’ve left the building 😭😭 #WrestleMania (Via clhaze on TT)

@kieran_nelligan @AnNotherNoob @KarolusWangus I mean, it’s pretty fucking obvious the T-Rex will be fine by the end of the month What would the point of the hypothetical be if it just ended up dying off by itself

@AnNotherNoob @KarolusWangus Nawh, they already made the hypothetical, can't go adding stuff on.

I mean. By the end of a week it will be starved to death, and I will be in my invulnerable, well provisioned hut.

@SpitBlood_TCU @RMurph3y_1 @duckindenver My brother in Christ influencers have hundreds of millions of followers, how could you possibly think that they wouldn’t bring at least SOME newcomers to watch their favorite influencer Hell, even bringing Jason Kelce’s fat ass around probably made lots of football fans watch

my dad has entered the masters lottery the second it opened every year for 20+ years, and a lot of his friends too. has never won, and may not ever win. i may never win the lottery. but i am glad that all these influencers who film and dress up in tacky outfits get to go instead

@pupikkuma Breasts

Soo. . . Do I have boobs or tits?

@BigFire97827414 @CodifyBaseball BREAKING NEWS: Hitters tend to hit better against pitchers who aren’t as good as starters

@CodifyBaseball Dodger's batting average is somewhat deceptive. They're held to few hits with starting pitchers, but once their opponents went to relievers, their bats picks up.

2026 BATTING AVERAGES SO FAR .299 LAD .288 HOU .277 WSH .271 MIL .266 TB .26 MIA .256 KC .250 NYM .249 ATL .246 BAL .239 PIT .237 TEX .236 PHI .232 COL .231 TOR BOS .230 DET .228 ATH .223 NYY .222 STL .218 SD SF .211 ARI .210 CIN .209 CWS .202 LAA MIN .199 CHC .193 CLE .188 SEA

@theresheavun @M0NST3REXIC

@M0NST3REXIC I have a massive cock so boxers are the only comfortable option. They ride up if you wear skinny jeans but i don’t wear those anyway

genuine question how do people wear these under pants like they're basically shorts how can you wear jeans over them