Nick
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@miroreoo @_dgtldiary Genuinely asking, in the US? How long does that much take?
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@milesofleg @HorsesAreBetter Some of the best advice I got when training at my job was "just assume everyone you talk to literally can not read, it will save your sanity"
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@HorsesAreBetter After working in customer facing jobs for years, I really believe people generally don’t read what is around them.
My theory is that there is SO much information everywhere- road signs, junk emails, text messages, that our brains are overloaded and tune what they can out.
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maybe when you buy stuff, you need to make sure you read the entire description and look at all the photos 🤦🏼♀️ it was also only $15!
I sent the screenshots to this person too and haven’t gotten a response yet
people are so annoying
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@yaredcox @Pinballforlive @RawbertBeef Except for this, but I don't remember who is right x.com/i/status/20346…
One Whole Rhubarb@OneWholeRhubarb
@Pinballforlive @RawbertBeef He wouldn't lose papers proving he graduated from Midtown high because he never had any such papers in the first place. He never graduated. No Way Home ends in December of his senior year.
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A lot of you are overthinking the whole “everybody forgot who Peter Parker is” thing.
He had a GED manual in his moving boxes when he moved into his new apartment. That he’s renting. I think he’s absolutely able to go to college and do “normal” stuff when he has the time to.
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My net worth peaked at $1.2 million.
None of it was real.
I don't mean that philosophically. I mean it was located on servers that have since been turned off.
I own eleven properties in the metaverse. Three in Decentraland. Four in The Sandbox. Two in Voxels. One in Otherside
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@ja3k_ 1) price of gas going up means the price of everything goes up.
2) 3k a year is actually a big deal to most people.
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@me17161372 @EastTNMama The key phrase in the original tweet (which is admittedly confusing due to the phrasing) is "when it should be". They aren't saying "when it should always be" they are saying "in situations where it should be".
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I just want people who are smart to stop saying “my wife and I” or “my husband and I” when it’s supposed to be me. This one is so very easy to fix. If you would say me you say my wife and me. —She and I went to work. He told my wife and me. I went to work. He told me. Let me help
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@gclex15 @EastTNMama @me17161372 Yes they did they just phrased it poorly. They are saying they dislike when people say "I" when it *should* be "me". They aren't saying it should *always* be "me".
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@zerosauceman well no 😭 I don’t think I’ve ever even seen ads abt a phone plan, much less on Twitter of all places
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Had a phone plan guy approach me at the store an he immediately gave up the moment I said I had mint mobile 😭
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No offense to this person, but I feel like online discourse (while reasonably upset about inflation) has started approaching "back in my day I could fill my gas tank for a dollar and a burger was a nickel". There was always going to be *some* inflation from 2005 to 2025.
Brendan Fraser Crane@bf_crane
Ideal barber experience: $11 cash, $2 tip. A watering hole of all different classes. Barber is a vet with PTSD he’s still successfully in denial about. Tells one off color joke you laugh at and one off color joke you pretend to laugh at because he’s got a razor to your neck
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@splitmaude @hi523275438946 Pretty sure it's just for YouTube. Wasn't bleeped (or as bleeped) in the audio version
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@hi523275438946 This is definitely more for Dan than it is for Stav
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@patwalz @I089183538 @HenpeckedHal A normal pan is way more practical until you need to move them to a venue and serve them warm without an oven (unless you own chafing dishes). But also I'm guessing these were cheese heavy Americanized enchiladas.
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@I089183538 @HenpeckedHal I found a few recipes and if you have a gigantic crock pot I guess it could work but a normal pan is way more practical.
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My wife and I eloped, but a month later we had a small party to celebrate with family and friends. Somewhere on the invitation we wrote, “bring an appetite,” which my wife’s Uncle Jerry misread as “bring an appetizer.” He showed up at the venue with a crockpot of enchiladas.
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@madisontayt_ It's so consistent that I'm anticipating the "actually language isn't prescriptive so casted is actually correct now" turn and I'm not sure I can handle it.
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comments full of people saying “casted”
open the fucking schools
flam@likesrosies
jesus has been casted in the live action of bible
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@BMillerSZN @NBABabySecret I do not know ball but I feel like the difference between these two numbers changes a lot lol
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Bam Adebayo scoring 83 proves it’s extemely easy to do and players only refrained from doing it out of respect for Kobe
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I still don’t understand what it is or where it’s coming from or why there’s only a million left
Polymarket@Polymarket
JUST IN: More than 20,000,000 Bitcoin have now been mined. Mining the final 1 million will take another 114 years.
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@ELtinyhippo @kitleaks12 @Td7653 @Jack_Frodo Doesn't really change the point. It's arbitrary and agreed upon. You can keep picking apart any analogy
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@kitleaks12 @Td7653 @Jack_Frodo It's the exact same reason. Because that's what was decided by whoever invented it.
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@Td7653 @Jack_Frodo Yeah currencies are too different from sports for this to make sense
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@Brandon81006757 @GhostDaSquarian @SlaterKinnick_ And would get turned into a pile of bones by a safety
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@GhostDaSquarian @SlaterKinnick_ No NFL scout in the history of football is wasting a 4.15 on a DB lol he would 100% be a WR.
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Explain it to me like I’m dumb:
Why can’t Iowa put some pads on him and let him do this every other play
Football’s Greatest Moments@FBGreatMoments
Iowa sprinter Kalen Walker running a 4.15 40-yard dash during halftime.
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