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> be Dutch anon
> buy 100 shares of a tech company with my life savings
> stock goes up because the CEO tweeted a frog meme
> haven't sold a single share, still eating mayo on bread for dinner
> government appears out of the canals like a swamp monster
> "GEKOLONISEERD. THAT'S 36% OF YOUR IMAGINARY PROFIT, MENEER."
> explain that I literally don't have the cash because I haven't sold anything
> "SELL THE STOCK TO PAY THE TAX ON THE STOCK YOU'RE HOLDING"
> forced to sell 40% of my position just to pay for the privilege of owning the other 60%
> stock crashes 50% the next morning
> I now owe the tax office more than my entire portfolio is worth
> have to sell my bicycle and my wooden shoes to cover the debt
> government uses the money to build a slightly taller levee to protect a pile of dirt
> cycle to work in a rainstorm while a tax collector checks the appreciation value of my raincoat
> "unrealized gains" more like "realized poverty"
> mfw I’m being taxed on the vibes of future wealth

The Kobeissi Letter@KobeissiLetter
BREAKING: Netherlands’ House of Representatives has approved a 36% tax on unrealized capital gains.
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PuffPass Gen2 Is Coming...
but alpha is already here 😼
"Genesis Puffpaw holders, please farm as much as you can before we open the door for future users." — @web2reffo
• 10k Gen2 PuffPass will be free for Gen1 holders, 20k more for sale.
• Gen2 mining 10-20% more efficient than Gen1 (first month only).
• Public mint price: 0.025 ETH (~$66).
• No leasing for Gen2 Puff Pass.
• Sales not on main site: Korea (partner’s site, credit card), Japan (Line, credit card), Web3 (Kingdomly, ETH).
• Genesis holders who onboard new users receive additional rewards (referrals)
• Only 420 Gen1 vapes are customized. There will be no more customized vapes for Gen2.
alpha#1 🤫
this week the @puffpaw mobile app will get an update
I’m expecting they’ll add the ability to upgrade the tier of any pass using preVAPE without recasting:
pay $preVAPE = get the tier you want 😼
alpha#2 🤫
Genesis Pass floor 65 BERA (~$140) - $66 (Gen2 price) = $74
so for $74 you get a pass to the airdrop
that’s really cheap, i paid around ~$400 for one pass




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I almost forgot that this is the whole point.
I made low-mid 8 figs in four years. At first, I thought designer clothes, super cars and expensive restaurants would fix my life.
I bought, god knows, hundreds of luxury clothes. Even at some point I was getting gifts from my SAs for being a loyal customer. All Balenciaga, LV, Chanel, Hermes…
Then I bought a lot of watches. Started with Rolex, moved to AP and Patek. Also lots of expensive jewelry.
My first car was a Range Rover. Then I bought 3 more cars. After that a Bentley, and a G-wagon. Also drove my bf’s cars so basically tried Ferrari, McLaren and some more.
I was NOT happy at all; but I fixed my life.
At some point, I have realized all these shits worth nothing.
I was 27 years old when I actually realized that the things I wear, the bag I carry, the car I drive; they are all ways to show others that I am superior to them or I made it.
To the people who don’t even mean anything in my life.
Now I realize being “rich” is actually having a good health, physically and mentally.
Having your loved ones around you, seeing them healthy and happy.
I cured the health issues I had for chasing more money. I am medicine free and also in the best shape of my life.
While writing this, I am sunbathing in a beach. We will play UNO with my friends and catch some fishes for the dinner. Also just talked with my mom on the phone. She was watering the plants in her garden.
This is, what you call “rich”. Not all that bullshit you see on social media.
So for a second, stop thinking about all the shitty wannabe lifestyles you see every day. If you can breathe,you are healthy, and your family is fine; just be happy.
This is the whole point. Like it always was.
Cheers ✨

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See you in Amsterdam in May to talk about private DeFi!! 🩷
CryptoCanal priv/acc@CryptoCanal
🎤 #ETHDam Speaker Announcement! 🔥 Welcoming @cryptobuilder_ from @aztecnetwork to ETHDam III! Currently in DevRel & Tech Writing at Aztec, previously at Taiko. With a BSc in Pure Math, Lisa leads the "Zero Knowledge Considered Harmful" math book club. 🌷 Join us at ethdam.com 💳 Dutch attendees: iDEAL payments now available! 🙌
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i dont feel pain anymore

Watcher.Guru@WatcherGuru
JUST IN: $120,000,000 liquidated from the cryptocurrency market in the past 60 minutes.
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@yapsterxyz it’s like a little vacation
restoring that meme-making energy🧑🔬
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Bybit Hack Forensics Report
As promised, here are the preliminary reports of the hack conducted by @sygnia_labs and @Verichains
Screenshotted the conclusion and here is the link to the full report: docsend.com/view/s/rmdi832…


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