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debbie downer since day one

who did beyoncé piss off

the london scene is so spiritually loser, the amount of content on stories from a “no photo/video” party is….. embarrassing

he does tho

me trying to explain my clinical personal care brand to faggots at Adonis

ffs they botched the pokémon live action remake

and then you step in human poo

@kissmeriver #FREERIVER

@h2osommelier i miss those days ugh hollywood won't let me repost insane porn videos anymore 😔💔

what the fuck #manifested

guilty

@bryan_johnson vaginal microbiome is downstream of lifestyle AND local physical environment (pH, barrier integrity, epithelial conditioning) L crispatus needs structural foundation to survive and dominate. lactic acid gels exist but nothing’s been built to address the mucosal lining…👀 yet

This is her vaginal microbiome report. 100/100 score. Top 1% of all vaginas. Her sample is dominated by the single most protective bacterial species a vagina can host (Lactobacillus crispatus). Only about 25-30% of reproductive age women globally are L. crispatus-dominant, and “dominant” usually means above 50%. Kate is at 98.7%. The lab found nothing bad to report. (no gardnerella, Candida, STIs, opportunistic pathogens, aerobic vaginitis markers, etc.) This is linked to lower risk of BV, UTIs, yeast infections, HPV persistence, HSV-2 and HIV acquisition, preterm birth, and improved IVF outcomes. A vaginal microbiome is downstream of everything: sleep, glucose control, stress, gut health, sexual health, immune function, what you eat, and what you put in it.

Just gave Kate oral sex. Goodnight everyone.

@mssingnoah there hasn’t been a headless cms since they put you on the job

bro i’m literally talking about headless cms and first party data capture all day meanwhile no one knows i’m a world-class slut

my brain is so broken i immediately tried to catch print

The Strokes used their Coachella set to show CIA coups and Gaza footage. They’ll probably never be invited back, and they knew it.

@yungwaIker x.com/uncledoomer/st…

I aint neva seen two uncut boyfriends. Always one of em gotta be circumcised

the way i called this … my clairvoyance is unmatched

i just made kkakdugi for the first time my ancestors are smiling

gemons on day 3 when they hear there’s another afters

Addison Rae has filed a copyright claim against the Department of Homeland Security for using “Diet Pepsi” on an ICE-related video.

maybe i should have pursued becoming a pastor like my parents wanted….