TedsMum

Cant get over the fact that my ‘going out every weekend’ phase was 5 YEARS AGO. throw me a knitted blanket and some grandma mules someone pls

Every day around midnight, I'm shocked to find out it's only 6pm

Shit, ted grew up quick

Anyone else make the face of the emoji they’re looking for on the keyboard?

Ted has zero problem wiping his nose all over me, but the second I put a tissue to his face its the end of the blimey world apparently

@BcA95 Oh please please 🥺

@haidee_jane Please can we go to try and see them. It's my no1 bucket list item.

If I were to see the aurora borealis irl I would just cry I think

Imagine a world where we said, what’s going on with the children? So many of them are angry and distressed after school. So many of them are shut in their bedrooms. So many of them are anxious and unhappy. So many of them disillusioned at 15. 1;

Teddy just looks like a lil slug trying to crawl about the place but only using his arms, far too amusing

@JayaMckernan I want to watch the one that they forgot to press record on 💔

the money i would pay to watch all the shows from college, i would LOVE to watch Back To School and Wonderland

@harvey_pearson The king who brought back partying 🥳🤣

Y’all remember what the last King Charles was known for? #HorribleHistory

I saw a TikTok about a girl saying how she doesn’t stay mad for long because either she’s going to figure it out, or there’s nothing that can be done about it. And as simple as that sounds is as simple as it is really.

My gosh this week is dragginggg

@gemholly_ We’re old ladies now

@gemholly_ She a beauty, right ❤️

My favourite sound is when teddy is asleep and does these tiny sighs that sound like the will-o’-the-wisps from Brave

I love transparency, I love conversations of substance, I love to feel at ease and protected.

@kateharding1989 Of course you can Katie 💙 I would hope not 🤣

@haidee_jane As long as you let me have a hold 💙 Promise I won’t drop him…

My fave thing is when people say ‘I wont touch/hold him because *x,y,z*’ about the babe. Like okay, cool, I didn’t say you could anyway xox

My baby has a good 2 inches of hair and I adore every millimetre