hakeem the lean

There you have it folks! Butler, PA (Jubela. Ruffian 1) Golf Course Shooter (Jubelo. Ruffian 2) WHCD (Jubelum. Ruffian 3). The third blow tonight, in a room full of scribes (journalists). Immediately after, calls for building the Ballroom. The Show Must Go On!

Invasive asexual crazy jumping worms in California can’t be killed, Sam Altman is building portals and summoning demons, 15 chemical-spraying drones stolen from New Jersey facility, White House vows to make the moon a nuclear reactor and fast-tracks FDA-approved magic mushrooms, scientists surprised that salmon swim faster when you feed them cocaine (the scientists are Hunter Biden, Kid Rock, and those sharks on spring break in the Bahamas), the Pope battles the simulation, Trump invokes wartime powers, The Onion is taking over InfoWars in a bid to become relevant again, 50% spike in New York City public urination complaints, circus tiger leaps into audience, Elon floats UBI like we’re all his baby mamas, Chinese scientists are also mysteriously dying, Laura Loomer loses defamation lawsuit against Bill Maher over joke that she was having an affair with Trump—SpaceX will help build Trump’s Golden Dome—coincidentally, that’s what Laura Loomer brags about giving Trump, Netanyahu survives prostate cancer, Kash Patel sues The Atlantic for $250,000,000 so he can settle his bar tab, Hegseth wants Nobel Peace Prize for US military after bombing children, DOJ is bringing back the firing squad, transgender substitute teacher arrested for plotting school shooting in Virginia, Chinese spy arrested after photographing sensitive military aircraft in Nebraska, it turns out a hidden waterpipe feeds China’s tallest waterfall—it also turns out the SPLC was leading a double life as the KKK, people who hate conspiracies becoming conspiracy theorists—and not the good kind—Palantir writes manifesto that’ll never compare to the Unabomber’s as they dream of forcing your kid to sacrifice themselves in wars waged on behalf of their Epstein friends, and self-described socialist Alex “Kill Chain” Karp—who dreams of using drones to spray his critics with fentanyl-laced urine—inks deal with USDA to create a centralized digital profile of every American farmer, Spirit Airlines begs for a government bailout, appropriately named US Nuclear Chief Andrew Hugg escorted out of the Pentagon after he got caught spilling state secrets about nerve agents on a date with one of James O’Keefe’s honeypots—two days later, the police raid O’Keefe’s office and confiscate all his firearms, Amazon invests $25,000,000,000.00 in Anthropic while unauthorized users accessed Anthropic’s Mythos—and the US Government is about to absorb Mythos—despite the Department of War declaring Anthropic a supply chain risk, giant tornado hits Vance Air Force Base in Oklahoma, archaeologists find the Iliad inside ancient Egyptian mummy, Ramses II pulled from the Nile, underground scans of Noah’s Ark, they’re saying David Wilcock—who telepathically communicated with aliens—took his life, direct energy weapons might be driving people crazy, chatbots give bad medical advice 50% of the time, NASA won’t have new moon suits ready for next moon launch—but they did unveil next-gen space telescope that will capture images so large there is not a screen on Earth large enough to show them—so, that’s convenient, Merriam-Webster adds choppelganger to the dictionary, 208,000 pairs of heated socks from Costco recalled after burning people, gunman opens fire on top of Teotihuacan pyramids, Russell Brand admits to having sex with a 16-year-old when he was 30—just because it’s legal doesn’t mean it’s moral, American soldier arrested for online insider training—Trump calls the whole world a casino—there are Polymarkets for war, aliens, and the Second Coming, driver straps alligator to the back of a car in Florida and no, it was not RFK Jr., and finally, if you’re wondering how our zombie movie starts, a U.S. Navy sailor assigned to a minesweeping ship bound for the Strait of Hormuz has been medically evacuated after he was scratched by a monkey in Thailand… but nothing ever happens.

I’m calling it. The ballroom that Trump just staged an assassination plot to get built isn’t just a data center or doomsday bunker… It is an interplanetary Ark for cloning hybrids & seeding life in the cosmos. That’s bc Cole Allen worked at the Jet Propulsion Lab like various “missing scientists”, studied at CalTech, was a robotics wiz, amateur game dev, etc. What other conclusions can we draw than that this is a part of the grand Blue Beam conspiracy by the Interplanetary Federation of Greys to psyop the populace into believing Trump is being targeted by Transtifa Hamas while they hurriedly build the mothership in the bowels of the East Wing so that they can affect their escape after triggering nuclear Armageddon? This must be the answer 😮‍💨

CIA document states the Universe is "one gigantic hologram of unbelievable complexity."

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日本では道で酔い潰れて寝てしまっている人は黒魔術の生贄に使います。

this is called the "gen z tiktokers at the church of scientology" technique

Crazy Gang hits the streets of Miami #fishtanklive

@writerofscratch good now stfu and dont ruin those places also

The only reason Japan has an "overtourism" problem is because y'all keep going to the same four of five places in a country that has so much more to offer. Earlier this week I was at a beautiful lake with beautiful cherry blossoms. I saw only five tourists in my 3 hours there.

NBA Playoff Storylines: - CJ McCollum has been the best player in a series that includes Jalen Brunson, Karl Anthony-Towns and Jalen Johnson - Rudy Gobert is having one of the best defensive series we’ve seen in the modern era - At 41 years old, LeBron James is winning a playoff series with nearly 60 Points and 14 assists worth of teammate production watching from the sidelines - Scottie Barnes is playing the best basketball of his career - Nikola Jokic being contained - The Rockets’ offensive dysfunction and Kevin Durant’s inability to overcome the blitz - Can the Thunder win it all with Jalen Williams? - Embiid not healthy in the playoffs…again - Jayson Tatum not missing a beat in playoff intensity - Jaden McDaniels adds fuel to the Minnesota-Nuggets fire - Scoot Henderson’s coming out party - Have Stephon Castle & Dylan Harper surpassed De’Aaron Fox? - Are Donovan Mitchell & James Harden the best backcourt duo in the playoffs? - Derrick White struggling - Wendall Carter Jr outplaying Jalen Duren - The Oklahoma City Thunder whistle - Cade Cunningham climbing up the player rankings - Anthony Edwards’ health - What in the world has happened to Mikal Bridges? - Paolo Banchero silencing the critics - Has Evan Mobley arrived? - Brandon Ingram disappearing - Jalen Brunson’s defensive shortcomings and questions as number 1 option - JJ Redick outcoaching Ime Udoka - Can Jalen Johnson translate his regular season production - Wemby’s concussion timeline - Is Deni Avdija hurt?

The Rockets weren’t going to make a move at the deadline, but of course the two players they were linked to (Ayo and Coby White) were instant impact players on their new teams. 28 on 103.6 TS% through 3 quarters is absurd.

So jealous of the writer who, while profiling Linda McMahon for The New Yorker, got to tell Werner Herzog that he had been watching Vince’s real family in the ring all those years ago. Then when Werner replies with this you KNOW he went, yeah that’s definitely going in the story.

Carl Jung believed life truly begins at 40, viewing the first four decades as "research"—a preparatory phase focused on building an ego, establishing a career, and meeting societal expectations. The second half of life, starting around 40, is for inward exploration, authenticity, and fulfilling one’s true self (individuation) rather than pursuing external validation.

@JamesPiercey11 mobley is mid stfu

And as much as I’ve defended Stone, picking Green over Mobley was a cardinal sin. Every even half decent draft outlet had Mobley 2. He was clearly 2. The whole “you get a scorer first”’thing is garbage

@Rothmus we live in a simulation and this is just a funny easter egg from outside it

Bruh. This was his only post. What kind of MKUltra psyop is this?

Cole Allen

@Alexfeinberg he didnt throw a game tho, he did the complete opposite and played extra hard to win

If anyone doubts that Michael Jordan was a degenerate gambler, here is an NHL Hall of Famer dropping a Jordan story where he has no idea he’s ratting on Jordan for gambling 𝑜𝑛 𝑎 𝑔𝑎𝑚𝑒 ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑛 The story is meant to showcase Jordan as an amazing competitor but literally has him doing exactly what Pete Rose was banned for and that all NBA players are prohibited from doing

@hiragananinja no shimo? no jimbocho?

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The Trump shooter literally NARUTO RUNS into the dinner to try to take out Trump