Autumn's Kiss ☯️

@morganamooo Knitting - looks better imo

hypothetically speaking if one were to commit to learning crochet or knitting which would you choose and why

@TiffaniMarie483 Give him heavy things to carry to and fro

My 5.5yo can’t stay still. We’ve tried to do calming exercises and other such things to practice but he will literally say “mommy, I have to move.” Is this a little boy thing? I don’t think so because my 4yo son CAN stay still. So how do I help him?

@alt1na1 Just noticed you are not a lady lol so will now add that this is actually dads favorite baby item as he is in charge of all things bottle related.

@alt1na1 That's actually one of the few clutch items I have this time around. And yes, not my "aesthetic" nor do I usually like having clutter on my counter tops. Move on and be done w it

allowed something very ugly & plastic in2 our kitchen as part of my nesting efforts & slightly annoyed by it already but more broadly annoyed @ how much of baby prep is like this equation of do I really need this gadget where r the beautiful alternates surely this can’t be the only option will it cease 2 function if i get a more beautiful but off brand substitute because of some compatibility/sizing limitation idk will the substitute be way harder 2 wash or be dangerous somehow ok now im wasting time am i making an idol of beauty i guess i ought 2 just get the simple ugly thing, move on, & be done with it!

@celestialbe1ng Contorting your body to make curves is not the same as curvy 😆

I said I was curvy. I never said I was ugly. Curvy life suits me. Skinnymaxxing is overrated. There’s just something profoundly fantastic about your hormones working, your nervous system being at peace = nourishing the hell out of yourself. Highly recommend (He likes it too;)

@mariohostios @MartianHoplite Your face, auto DQ (sorry, you asked for it) 😆

@MartianHoplite Student debt is auto DQ. Head meds auto DQ. Overweight auto DQ. Very hard to fix these problems.

A lot of talk on here lately about how women are unmarriageable because of their student debt. Maybe I'm naive but can't she just be a stay at home wife and mother and default on the debt while the man works to take care of all the expenses? What's preventing this?

@GordonWalker13 @MartianHoplite But... you just explained how it could be realistic lol. Maybe not a reality you'd want, however

@MartianHoplite I suppose, but it will always be hanging over the head of the marriage if she ever has to work. She can never have her name on the house or a car or be a beneficiary. If the husband was to die, everything would have to be in trust. Possible, but completely unrealistic these days.

@Forage702 @DrCamRx 3rd world strivers be strivin

@DrCamRx Kate should get an Oscar for her performance of acting attracted to him

Reminder that Bryan “Super Dork” Johnson lies about dyeing his hair, gets Botox and cosmetic baby fat injections into his face, and pretends like his “longevity protocol” and supplements he shills keeps him looking young.

@FemoidFairy The general theme - forming rigid holier than thou beliefs about a hoped for experience crushed as soon as one faces actual experience - seems to be a universal arc for people who earnestly care about their life

just your average wanna be free birthing home steader self healing esoteric girlie who miserably failed at the very propaganda she heavily pushed into the algo when she had minimal experience in anything she was preaching about

@AppyOrtho Which is how my son got the nickname cheesy boy at just a few days old 😆

At risk of starting a mommy war, I have to say something I wish someone had kindly told me years ago. When you’re breastfeeding a little bit of milk drips into your bra, after only half a day you smell like sour milk. You can’t tell because you’re use to it, but other people can smell it, especially in tight quarters and rotten milk is particularly off putting. Wearing a pad in your bra and changing it out every few hours along with daily bathing takes care of this odour. Also change the baby’s clothes at least once a day and take a warm wash cloth and some soap to the baby’s face, neck folds and behind the ears at least once per day. I’m genuinely not trying to be offensive nor am I telling anyone they must heed my advice, you’re free to prioritise whatever you wish in your life. As I said, I wish I had a granny tell me this, and other things like this, when I was young.

@megha_lilly This true? x.com/ChaosJardin/st…

The most beautiful art is both harmonious and balanced in overall structure and ornate and beautiful in particular construction of the details. No line or gesture is careless. The more you look the more you want to look.

@be_homestead 🙋🏻‍♀️

How many parents (from toddler to teenager) leave their bedroom door open at night?

@paige_eden No just posts links

Should I take pics of my natural fiber gym and workout fits over a week to prove to the haters that it can be done

@abbythelibb_ What's funny is that her art is similar to the book she praises but her art also has a very lifeless quality lacking in joy so 🤷🏻‍♀️

imagine being too full of yourself to delight in The Very Hungry Caterpillar

@MarcoFoster_ @megynkelly @hodgetwins She should try and get over that post she's clearly still pissed about

Megyn Kelly: “Trump has cheated on every wife he’s had. He met Marla Maples while he was married to the mother of his children Ivana. Ivana accused him of raping her. She alleged he was so angry over the hair transplant he got that she made him get, it was so painful that he raped her. He winds up with Melania and if you think Trump’s been faithful to Melania, you’ve got bigger issues than I can solve”

@brittilina That was sarcasm, this was genuine 👇 🙄 x.com/halflightoffal…

@brittilina @carolineccurtis Well then you should have a meal already prepped and finished the laundry when the baby was napping and cross stitch while he's nursing, you suck at this lol

@carolineccurtis It’s not an option and the Internet LOOOOOOVES dunking on men. I want to hear what women are doing, not that the Twitter thinks I married a deadbeat when he’s literally working rn.

What do we do when we have to nurse the baby and make dinner and fold laundry and what we want to do is cross-stitch? How are we handling that, ladies? (If you say “hAvE yOuR hUsBaNd HeLp”, you will be mocked mercilessly, so don’t even try it)

@brittilina @RandomRedPills You're retarded to not accept help w at least one of those

@nobsfromme @Eng_china5 Totally appropriate for a Colombian American

@Eng_china5 Totally inappropriate dress for India.

UNUSUAL An awkward moment in India… The wife of the U.S. Secretary of State sparked a stir among Indians. While Rubio and his wife appeared in peak elegance at a reception in the U.S. Embassy, she became the center of attention — to the point that a trumpet player lost his balance as she walked past him and accidentally blew his horn, prompting her to turn toward him.😂

@ashtonteng @Thdelli1887 any contributions you made were to specific industries/upper management, yourself - not an abstract 'America'. You can blame it for why you'd temporarily leave but it's up to you/r family/your employer to figure it out. Like Americans would have to basically anywhere else