heather hussy

@realDonaldTrump Sounds like somebody has a crush on someone.

Sleepy Joe Biden, THE WORST PRESIDENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES, has allowed millions and millions of Criminals, many of them murderers, drug dealers, and people released from prisons and mental institutions from all around the world, to enter our Country through it’s very dangerous and ill conceived Open Border. Sorry, but it’s my job to get these killers and thugs out of here. THAT’S WHAT I GOT ELECTED TO DO. MAGA!

.@realDonaldTrump you are trash and I hope you have a shitty Easter.

@realDonaldTrump Why are you so obsessed with him??

Come on guys, stay calm. I'm sure the guy who went bankrupt 6 times and ran a fraudulent university knows what he's doing.

King Charles has been gifted a new piece of art.

Hey @elonmusk Wisconsin hates you.

@GovEvers i had a dream I went to lunch with you and you left me with a $149 bill. What does this mean?

.@realDonaldTrump you are trash.

wait, so “delay, deny, depose” is a criminal threat if a civilian says it to a corporation but if a corporation uses it as an actual policy that kills people then it’s fine?

Check it !

Time for some big changes to the Democratic Party.

A Brady Bunch prequel, but it's a dark Netflix series about what really happened to Mike and Carol's first spouses.

Going Aaron Rodgers mode this week (doing a bunch of drugs and being bad at my job)

@marcmaron @kathleenhanna @WTFpod YES!

@TristanSnell Bring back sheriff Lobo?

Mark Robinson’s entire campaign staff has quit. Laura Loomer has been pushed out of the Trump campaign. Are you thinking what I’m thinking?

@CalltoActivism Fuck no.

Donald Trump believes he will win the woman vote in a landslide. Women please chime in, are you voting for Donald Trump?

whoever invented strawberry lemonade i love u bitch

Me when I walk past the shovel that makes you laugh

Hard same.

I remember when dan quayle didn't spell "potato" correctly and everyone was like omg this guy can't be president. What happened?