Don G Draper

@nmhbuxo @iPad_Latino Posers.

Christ here we go

@nmhbuxo American hospitals just drop the newborns on their heads a couple of times to make sure they'll say stupid shit like this.

@lukesesh2 Dad "wish I'd pulled out a bit quicker"

@DuckHonkin @SlayerRules_420 There's a better one in Willagee. DJs on Archibald Street.

@SlayerRules_420 i’ve been to the bibra lake lunch bar. it’s… cute i guess

what even is this area. what goes on here

Super stoked for 2026!

Influencer mums on Instagram: "Enjoying me time without the kids piece of shit dad who for some reason doesn't respect me. I tried yelling at him & he pretends to not understand what he's done wrong,which makes the disrespect even more maddening. Dis macha is gorjus tho, yum 🥰"

@PatMcAfeeShow Joe's dad Eddie was the former president of Collingwood. All of the teams in the AFL are owned by the members, or the league.

@Brocklesnitch Who gives a 12 year old a dog?

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We used to be a proper website now we just get small glimpses 😔

@nmhbuxo @iPad_Latino Broken clocks are right twice a day.

@nmhbuxo @iPad_Latino Maybe dogs could have a treat?

Do the other commentators earn danger pay for being in the same room as Kelli Underwood? @FOXFOOTY

@nmhbuxo I mean, he kind of spells it right out there for you.

Million dollar idea. Kelly Underwood Mute button. @kayosports

@ChrisAlvino Are you looking in the mirror as you type these messages?

Go fuck yourself you cowardly piece of shit.

No, bc you need basic human empathy coaching first. You think it's funny to harass disabled people who are already marginalized and struggling. And you like picking on young disabled women bc it makes you feel better about yourself, bc you're a weak cowardly cunt.

@nmhbuxo @paul_piss That's the smile of someone who just saw a Dominos pizza.

Name the time and the place, Dr Sex

@paul_piss Don't forget the vet bills for the poor creatures they decide to drag into their world.

I'd like to apologise for my comment earlier today. If anyone involved is feeling like they need to crowdfund a burrito or their rent to cure their Long Covid, I won't stop you.

Me: This is a high.quality game of football. (Collingwood is losing and hasn't kicked a goal in the first half)

I hear the Japanese call the PlayStation a “Praystation”. No wonder so many kids over there worship the bloody thing 😏😏 😛👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏😹😸😸😸😹😹😹🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆😆😆

@imcrosswithyou @globalswagmin Gatekeeping at its finest.

Absolute gronk