Cat Burger

The waiter was shocked when I placed my order speaking perfect Chinese: Me: "Xǐshǒujiān zài nǎlǐ?" Waiter: "Sir, please don't do the eyes"

@frankiecass2 @Brocklesnitch Comes with bumbag included. Catchphrase: "Come orn cunt"

@staunch_85 @Brocklesnitch I still don’t know what an eshay is

@Brocklesnitch On behalf of humans. Too many of these little cocksuckers wearing hoodies in summer on e-scooters being fuckwits. Line them up on the road and run them over with a Zamboni

@staunch_85 On behalf of Woolworths

@charliekirk11 @powcampsurvivor What do you think about today's basketball?

Basketball is my favorite sport, I like the way they dribble the ball up and down the court.

@TMZ These photos from Giuliani's hospital room just released. Sending you strength Rudy.

Rudy Giuliani Hospitalized in Critical Condition tmz.me/izX3xgv

Updated Potential 2027 Perth Bears Round 1 team 1.Nick Meaney 2.Jonathan Sua 3.Harry Newman 4.Sean Russell 5.Luke Laulilii 6. Api Twidle 7.Toby Sexton 8.Liam Henry 9.Tyran Wishart 10.Mikolaj Oledzki 11.Scott Sorensen 12.Siosifa Talakai 13.Josh Curran 14.Emarly Bitungane 15.Luke Smith 16.James McDonnell 17.Iszac Fa’asuamaleaui 18.Kit Laulilii

@centralNRL @John_Michaels1 9 of the starting 17, yuck.

Broncos Players unavailable for selection this round: Kotoni Staggs (suspended) Payne Haas (knee) Adam Reynolds (concussion) Ben Hunt (knee) Ben Te Kura (NFL trial) Blake Mozer (broken jaw) Delouise Hoeter (leg) Grant Anderson (knee) Corey Jensen (blood clot) Brendan Piakura (knee) Billy Walters (knee) Deine Mariner (thigh) Josiah Karapani (ankle) Cam Bukowski (collarbone)

@FightWithMemes Maybe she thought it was a 4 n 20 pie

Freeloading parasite.

@That_Hurts Even that is generous

Top 3 duo in the division 🔥🔥

"Yeah hey, can I change tables please?"

Show me your pussy, I'll show you my heart 🫂

@liudameier So is it real or not?

外星人到访美国?👽 看起来太真实了吧🤯

@YahooSports Why's he dressed like Janet Jackson

The Giants QB and his date showed up dressed to the nines at the Kentucky Derby 👀

@historigins What a rascal, what hijinx

Macaulay Culkin pushes Michael Jackson off diving board, 1989

@LauraLoomer Does he look mental too or nah?

2 years ago, I nearly missed a flight after I got stuck in traffic on my way to the airport. Then I sat next to a stranger on the plane. 2 years later, that stranger will soon be called my husband. Every anniversary I celebrate, I still cannot believe I engaged in stranger danger on an airplane while traveling to another country, where I met my soon to be husband who was also traveling. I seriously never thought I would ever get married to be honest. Let alone meet my husband on an airplane. I’m glad I ran through the airport that day and didn’t miss my flight. Life is crazy. ❤️ And Hallmark movies are real after all.

Alrighty guys, we can stop pretending prosciutto is good now.

@corpusjurissec @kevin_nealon @ConanOBrien Met your wife Melanie, she tried to suck me off. Reel her in mate

@kevin_nealon @ConanOBrien Just be glad you weren’t invited to the after party at the Reiner’s.

. @ConanOBrien you don't follow me? That is wrong, just wrong. Wow

@TaylorLewan77 Is he threatening to rape the mulch now?

Got a lift in, finished work at bussin, ripped packs Now the work begins, happy gardening season

@netflix DeAndre Ayton finally moving on from basketball.

MAN ON FIRE premieres in 12 HOURS